João

Extremely heavy daily cannabis users can get bad puking after years of nonstop use. It’s called CHS. It’s very rare and goes away when you stop consuming or if you take a hot shower. Alcohol sends 570,000 people to the ER every year for puking and nobody writes scary headlines. Same fear game, different decade. Now, pass the gummy.

If Islamophobia means I don’t want terrorists in my country, then fine I’m Islamophobic.

All I want for Christmas

> be superior European > guns banned, feel ultra safe > open borders forever, Schengen dream > import 2 million "doctors and engineers" in one year > crime stats go brrr > say the quiet part out loud on social media > wake up to rainbow-armored SWAT kicking in door at 4 AM > "hate speech investigation, hands up bigot" > get 18 months for wrongthink > meanwhile in Brussels > be Ursula > delete 200+ SMS with Pfizer CEO about €35 billion vax deal > "sorry texts are gone lol" > EU Parliament asks to see them > "they were short-lived messages, nothing to see :)" > back in Germany defense minister days > award €10 billion in contracts to McKinsey buddies > all texts and emails mysteriously wiped > investigators show up "phone fell in toilet, twice" > consultants get fat, you get promoted to EU Empress > now forcing digital ID + social credit on 450 million peasants > ban Russian cats and Hungarian democracy > still lecture Trump about "rule of law" > notice your city looks like Mogadishu after 9 PM > call police "sorry we're busy arresting meme posters" > mfw universal healthcare > mfw the dystopia has pronouns > mfw it was aristocracy all along >mfw

EU in a nutshell.

But you weren’t elected by a democratic vote.

Não tou a ver o jogo e pelo q tou a ler, ainda bem.

festa da terrinha e sem ninguém para dar um beija beija atrás da igreja

Cringe é a cona da tua mãe

"𝗺𝗮𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝗔𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗦 𝗻𝗼𝘀 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗲 𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘀 𝗖𝗔𝗕𝗥Õ𝗘𝗦 𝗻𝗼𝘀 𝗴𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘁𝗲𝘀"

Presidente da câmara de Oliveira do Hospital completamente passado e é perfeitamente compreensível!

A União Europeia quer controlar as nossas mensagens e vai votar sobre isso. Até agora oposição apenas da Áustria, Países Baixos e Polónia. Portugal? Onde estás?

dormir assim é melhor do que dormir de conchinha.

trair

Eu posso ter muitos defeitos. Mas um dele não é ir para o Honi

My dream 19 seconds before the alarm goes off