Joe Vedda

Mic check, mic check. One two, one two. This thing still on?

WotC redesigned their website again. Yep, still looks like crap, and still hides the article updates below the fold.

Someone left a few Maxim magazines out on the counter in the men's locker room at the gym. What is this, middle school?

Anyone want to go see "Scott Pilgrim vs the World" tonight?

Weird QOTD from my (female) coworker: "Do you know anyone with fake boobs, Joe? We just want to feel them."

Exercising my right to bare arms. (It is too hot for sleeves.)

Does anyone else find the Doppler shifted sound of an ice cream truck's song moving away from you really creepy?

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

I like my coffee like I like my women: ground up and in the freezer.

I think that this season on Project Runway, Mondo will literally eat one of the other contestants. He creeps me out.

Lesson learned today: A shaving nick on the scalp bleeds more than one on the face.

It's weird watching The Daily Show live instead of after work the next afternoon.

I want to know which of my neighbors has the friggin' rooster.

I'm thinking about going to see "Dinner for Schmucks" tomorrow night. Anyone want to come with?

Just tried to use deodorant as lip balm. Time for bed.

@JoeKnows glad you figured it out. We've all done it at least once!

I was going to complain how fast my HeadBlade was going dull, until I realized that I just had the cartridge in upside-down. /facepalm

Zero hour.

T minus 27 hours.

WOOT! The #zombiedice app has been submitted, with an excellent & silly last-minute addition from Kira. Now: A week, give or take? -SJ