JohnFinds

Alright. The lifeboat is launched.

@L__Switzerland Water? To make it fizzy?

@BeardedMou53355 @olivisyaa I wouldn't have said anything if they could quietly endure.

@olivisyaa @JohnFindsKikes Quiet endurance? Twitter is filled every year with brits crying like babies when it's 70 degrees.

That one British guy who refused to live like a serf.

@BeardedMou53355 100% some "teens" will steal it. Probably why it's mounted up high.

@JohnFindsKikes He better bolt that shit to the wall.

@DarksisterMusic Let me help: x.com/i/status/20603… If his fellow Brits are ostracizing him for having A/C, it's cope.

@JohnFindsKikes You brought it up man lol

Dear brit-tards, America solved the problem of warm days in summer with air conditioning. You can do it too. Kind regards, A better country (Picture unrelated)

@ax_ferg Don't come here then 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i think people who willingly go on holiday to the US at this point are on crack

@LiteralTwatler @Devon_Eriksen_ If your "insulated" houses keep you so cool in the summer why do you constantly complain about the heat? If your "insulated" houses keep you so warm in the winter why do you only heat one room and complain about the cold?

@Devon_Eriksen_ Know something else "Europeans" have? Insulated homes w triple-glass windows that can keep the homes from freezing during cold winters and over-heating during hot summers Americans should try it sometime instead of erecting houses with dry walls that collapses if the wind blows

Dear Europeans: Yes, we understand that central air is hard to build into old homes. Yes, we also understand that your windows are a bit different. But here's the part that confuses us. Why do you have to buy window A/C designed for American windows? Why can't Europeans, living in Europe, design A/C units to fit European windows, for other Europeans, who live in Europe? Yes, Willis Haviland Carrier was an American, but he solved this problem in 1902. You have had over one hundred years to adapt his work to a slightly different aperture. Do you not build things anymore? Are there some regulations preventing you? Will your neighbors just relentlessly shame you for having air conditioning? Seriously, unsarcastically, what the hell is the obstacle, here?

I have an alternative solution: Sin less

@onlyasillygoose @DF_UniatePapist That's what it's supposed to be. But you have to be respectful of the Priest's time. Ideally you do this by being less sinful.

@DF_UniatePapist people using confession as therapy

People. I’m begging you. Please stop taking six million years in Confession. Just say what you did and how many times you did it. You don’t have to tell the whole story.

@WaffenBunny85 India is the new crossover country. Gross.

What in the world is going on with the algorithm today? I’ve had a ton of “new” followers all of a sudden and had to block the majority of them because they are porn accounts from Asia/India. Gross!

@L__Switzerland I really do need to see if I can refit my SodaStream to use non branded gas cylinders.

Sir, It appears you have Indians. Please treat with soap, water, and remigration. Apply daily until skin tone returns to White. Thank you, Ministry of Whiteness

We are going to quietly watch a nature documentary in the dark because Ms. Catmom has a hangover.

@auggiemyths It's their culture. They love to suffer.

British people are so easy to ragebait

@NoContextBrits Is this like when Europeans come to America for the first time and want to see a "real Walmart"?

@JennyGray101 I used to stick up for this guy. He's become everything we hated.

There's a predator in this community. Please screenshot and share bc he will be reporting me for this. Help to warn others. Thread

@tomohawk48 @Folklore21042 Native Brit?

@Folklore21042 @JohnFindsKikes Native what?

@69Maitland @AliceLBronte Now we're talking. Maybe I'll get fancy peanut butter one day.

@JohnFindsKikes @AliceLBronte Meridian peanut butter is 100% peanuts. No added anything.

Okay Americans, you all have air conditioning (it's cooled down here already by the way), but what you don't have, is Ribena! Because you don't have blackcurrants, and you don't seem to do squash.

I never want to hear a brit-tard talk down on American food again.