Jonathan Harris

Is sitting in church.

I only get on myspace now to read what my creepy Pakistani stalker has to say. You're making me blush, Hussain...

If Jesus tweeted, do you think he would only have 12 followers?

At the lake getting my first sunburn of the year.

Doesn't feel well. Too much sun, too little sleep, way too many m&ms...

I'm sitting in the Grand Ole Opry getting ready to see STEVE MARTIN perform!!

Is en route to Sand Mountain for Papaw Roy's birthday. Going to be a long boring day...

I'm a cowboy baby. I ride a horse and wrangle things. cattle mostly.

I'm a cowboy, baby. At 4 am I eat a hardy breakfast of flapjacks, bacon, ham, biscuits, eggs, and a t-bone steak.

Too lazy to tweet. Im just gonna randomly type and let auto correct do the work. Jane ok'd ten one age pee. Ethan hand isms plague kens tab.

bipolar baby bunnies bounce between bountiful bales of beautiful buttery biscuits.

is this thing on?

Why does everyone keep thinking my Twitter has been hacked?? PS: Virility EX Male Enhancement Free Trial!! - http://bit.ly/ckrtH6

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I always wanted to send Jim Carrey fan mail, thanks Twitter for making it so easy!

@JimCarrey Man on the Moon is the best! Got to meet Andy's family at the Andy K. Award in NY, I'll never forget it! Anyway, big fan of yours

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@JimCarrey I loved you on The Duck Factory!

PS: Just passed a dead motorcyclist in Atlanta. He was under a sheet. http://myloc.me/VhF8

I only tweet when I travel. I'm a travel tweeter. On my way to the Muse, U2 concert in ATL. http://myloc.me/Vhwd