Joe Iverson

We wuz hot dogs

If your favorite college football team is different from your favorite college basketball team, nobody respects you.

Mooning is a lost art. You dont see many people mooning each other these days

Retardmaxxing will change your life The art of not thinking, just doing. Anxiety doesn’t exist because your learning from experience Overthinking doesn’t exist because you are not thinking, just doing Confidence is pulsing because you dont give a fuck Be retarded.

Retardmaxxing fixes everything. Overthinking solved - You are retarded, you don't think Anxiety solved - You are retarded, you are just doing shit Confidence - You are retarded, you have no care for what people think Be retarded.

you stop lifting for a week and then youre stupid and fat and and worthless and lost 5lbs of muscle AND gay

If you kill a pedophile they just respawn in Tel Aviv

I dont care if Iran has nukes because they will 100% use them on israel first and that is a risk I am willing to take

Mission accomplished

Netanyahu diagnosed with CANCER

You’re going to Tel Aviv.

Just realized Dick Cheney isn’t even in the files. He just did all that for the love of the game

Ozempic? Try Marlboro. Prozac? Try Miller Lite. Adderall? Try White Monster. There is always a natural alternative to everything.

I feel like no one ever gets slizzard or fly like a G-6 anymore

Throwing spaghetti at speeding cars 😂

Now it makes sense.

The morbidly obese should pay more for health insurance just like people with DUI's have to pay more for car insurance.

Last 27 Wisconsin drives: Punt Interception Punt Punt Punt Punt End of Game Punt Punt Downs Punt Punt Downs Fumble Punt Interception Interception Punt Field Goal Punt Interception Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt

“I wanted to go to Minnesota coming out of high school” - Emmitt Johnson My god it’s a bad day to be a Gopher