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Wow! President Trump is a titan of wellness, his stamina is unmatched! Our commander-in-chief only needs a tiny nap to power through a full meeting. Get this man into the Olympics ASAP!
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jon_townsend3
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Has Been Footballer, washed up writer, soccer coach, dad, husband, endurance athlete, author of “It’s Just a Ball”
Chicago/St. Louis Katılım Eylül 2024
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I WILL JOIN DONALD TRUMP IN OUR INVESTIGATION OF WHO HARMED THE FARMERS BY TARIFFS. THE PRESIDENT AND I HAVE RELEASED A JOINED STATEMENT: "WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL WE FIND THE DERANGED ANIMAL WHO FAILED MATH BUT THINKS HE KNOWS TARIFFS. WE'RE COMING, TARIFF BOY!" --GCN & DJT
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I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, JUST HAD AN AMAZING 3-DAY MEETING WITH NO NAPS. (DIDN'T EVEN BLINK!) I ONLY NEED FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP. PER YEAR. I WAS WOKE BEFORE THERE WAS WOKE! UNLIKE THE KING OF SNOOZOPIA. NOBODY KNOWS IF HE'S NAPPING OR IN A COMA. WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.
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If Big Kirk had drip instead of that fuck ass haircut he’d still be alive
Ezzy@ezzyskii
Colorado man's life saved after metal chain blocks bullet to the neck 7ny.tv/4aG9rMx
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OMFG .... 😂😂😂😂
@GavinNewsom trolling the Pedo-in-Chief Krasnov @realDonaldTrump is EPIC, and funny as hell!!
👇😂👇😂👇😂👇😂
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JOE ROGAN IS A SNACK-SIZED PODCASTER WHO CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (OBSESSED! "CRUSH?" NO THANK YOU!) BUT IS TOO SCARED TO HAVE ME ON AND LET HIS AUDIENCE HEAR THE TRUTH. JUST LIKE DOZY DON HE OFTEN “CHICKENS OUT”. I'VE NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH THE GUY AND WISH THE MINI HOST THE BEST IN LIFE! I’LL COME ON AND WILL HELP SAVE THE SHOW AND ITS PLUMMETING RATINGS! — GCN
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For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real.
Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.
Staged event
Genghis Khan@GenghisMFKhan
When I’m educating people about psyops being played on them I always say the easiest way to tell if something was faked is if it can’t be recreated again. In other words I, as a former sniper, cannot shoot a persons ear with an AR 15 and leave no scar. It’s impossible. Fact.🫡
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Anybody still pretending Israel did this in self defense is a lying hack and a genocidal sociopath. Nobody is stupid enough to actually believe that.
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Thoughts and prayers for Donald J Trump
Yashar Ali 🐘@yashar
BREAKING The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Maria Corina Machado for “her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.”
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“Im bOyCoTtInG ThE SuPeR BoWl bEcAuSe bAd bUnNy dReSsEd iN DrAg”
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@DonaldJTrumpJr yes, calling out your dad and his authoritarian stooges for being fascists.
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Let Me Introduce You To My Little Friend ...
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@stoolpresidente getting fired for old jokes = bad, cancel culture
getting fired for new jokes = good, consequence culture
shut the fuck up
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Jamie Raskin shows Kash Patel videos of all the podcasts he's been on for the last several years, where he repeatedly claims Epstein's black book is under the direct control of the FBI Director.
This is the cover-up you get when you put a podcaster in charge.
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