Jonny

There are Elvis impersonators today who weren't even alive during his reign. For whom Elvis was never a flesh and blood popstar but a folkloric character or perhaps a minor deity for whom they are priests. Long live the king

Am I stoned right now? I must be stoned.

12. Falkirk Dreadful squad full of mostly league 1 players, have barely signed anyone of note. Think this is the easiest call to make just can’t see any scenario where they avoid relegation. Another tinpot team with a plastic pitch tho which may serve as an advantage at home.

250 Years of One Nation Under God. Happy Sunday, America. ‘A Church Picnic’ —Arthur Sarnoff

this location stuff is so fascinating like what do you mean criminalsimpsons is from Argentina??