jonnycakes

I knew I was gay when I skipped recess to help my teacher laminate things and gossip.

That’s just how hung men smile

My dog thinks my refrigerator is a walk-in pantry.

this shit all fucked up now

Back in the day, this was Disney+

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.  Americans do not want this. They do not want another war in pursuit of regime change. They want relief from the affordability crisis. They want peace. I am focused on making sure that every New Yorker is safe. I have been in contact with our Police Commissioner and emergency management officials. We are taking proactive steps, including increasing coordination across agencies and enhancing patrols of sensitive locations out of an abundance of caution. Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

I bought my son a matching hat

Remember the Rugrats watches?

When them fajitas come out sizzlin!

Jon n kate

Dogs would lose their shit if knew they had bones inside of them

if i send you this it means im not sorry

Me, 34 yo, the morning after drinking

I don’t speak Russian but I can if you like

So why did Danielle last almost the entire season mama?

Ok mom

Puerto Ricans are American. You literally live there to avoid paying taxes. Even with CTE you should understand the basics of where you live. You and your brother are everything wrong with this country. You seek to destroy what makes this country great and won't even pay your fair share despite the opportunities you've been given here. Why do the 'influencers' who try and act the toughest always throw the biggest tantrums over the dumbest shit (like who's performing at a half time show)? 🤮

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

Republicans just describing cults now