Jordan Ross

@espn these announcers in the Marshall game have literally not been excited about a single positive football play by Marshall in the entire game. In the future, try to get unbiased announcers please, this is bullshit for those rooting for Marshall hoping for unbiased announcing.

@eli_hensel Instant thought:

The amount of joy I get from how much bear loves to go on the back deck and rub his face in the snow & look back at me like this 😂 (@NathanKortokrax)

Ned’s declassified: Adults survival guide. Now THAT’S a spin-off I’d watch.

This could be us..... but them dog hairs stay all up in the bed @NathanKortokrax

YESSSS

It’s wild Trump supporters believe there’s voter fraud with 0 evidence but couldn’t believe he sexually assaulted any women with 26 allegations.

It’s so ridiculously gross to me how people act like “regardless of what happens, we’re all Americans” Nah. You don’t get to actively work against Black humans, gay humans, transgender humans, women, and science, then act like we gotta be teammates in this. We’re not teammates.

@darbyd0ll This my literal comfort meal last night while trying to avoid the election data; mashed potatoes and hard cider 😂

Thinking about mashed potatoes.

@thetristanblake @sarahkathryn_2 Interesting how that had nothing to do with politics, but carry on.

@sarahkathryn_2 I’ll wait for the answer as well

Having very vivid vomit smelling flashbacks to the Marshall science building

Wait ... but I thought mail-in voting was ... oh fuckit.

LGBTQ rights aren't up for debate. There shouldn't be two sides here. My love doesn't harm you. You know what's harmful? Being denied housing, employment, or legal entry to the hospital your spouse is rushed to. We can debate pineapple on pizza. We won't be debating civil rights.

What in the Kanye is going on

The iron throne could have been saved if they would have put more into the final season of game of thrones than an episode (which is brilliant and one of my favorite) than it’s always sunny.

me on august 31st vs me on september 1st