Bob Joh

Hakimu: Mr john ni kwanin ulimpiga mkeo ngumi za usoni. John: Nilikosa Panga muheshimiwa. Mwanasheria wa john:👇

Au mnasemaje 😂😂😂😂😂

Inashangaza kujua kuna Watu karibu yako si Wema na Furaha Yao ni kuona unaanguka

Me calling my sister to tell her that one day I’ll give her the whole world But for now she needs to lend me 10k

Minimize envy. Just because someone else wins doesn’t mean you lose.

"Being a man isn't easy. Imagine someone stops talking to you because you are careful with your money."

Mtu unaoa zako mwenyewe maamuzi unafanya mwenyewe kumbe unategemea michango unaanza kupiga simu hovyo hovyo

Women want you to be rich at age 25 when their dad is broke at age 60.

Don't be so religious, have a good heart first.

The plan is to MOVE. Move out. Move on. Move forward. Move up. Move smarter.

No matter how evil money is, Poverty is not holy.

normalise giving out false information to see who talks too much

if i play dumb, it’s 100% strategic

Learn to call people colleagues, classmates, schoolmates, or neighbours. Not everyone is your friend. It’s a strong word, so use it wisely.

The path into debt is a smooth slope. The way out is a mountain climb.

40 cows for your daughter because she went to school, did i go to prison?

“Nimepiga mahesabu nimeona mimba ni yako…” she said

Mtu hujui kutunza Mahindi, mpunga, ng'ombe, mbuzi, kuku, bata, hujui nyanya ikiugua inakuaje, kitunguu kikigoma inakuaje unaniita mshamba kisa sijui mambo ya tiktok 🤣 Humu mnajua kuchekesha sana.

When your favorite song comes on but there are too many people around.