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@KidMograph I’m so sorry to hear this, so heartbreaking. Sending all the love. 💐

@raihan_ @samgavinLA Babies are smaller so they get less time per day. Big people are awake around 16h a day while babies only have about 9h in every 24 to make chaos.

@JoyceSu @samgavinLA please verify

@Tesla trying to convince me that the warping in my windshield is normal. What in the actual fuck though? Someone tell me I’m not crazy and they shouldn’t look like this.

@JoyceSu This is a very on brand way for you to come back to Twitter 😂

What happened to the font?

@Steveteeps Omg why

@Steveteeps Haven’t logged in, in so long, and someone told me Twitter updated the font and I had to look. Now I’m just mad! 😂

I’m starting to reboot and come back to life (post-baby, but also post-pandemic). Somehow this update has come with even more anxiety features. 😵‍💫

@effixx @raihan_ @dbcooky! Not sure if he’s active.

@raihan_ @JoyceSu 💯...... also trying to get into SF with the bambini to see dario for some 👶🏽👈🏽↩️ alimentari aurora action. is he even on here @JoyceSu? ......... also i need an italian to appreciate what i did with the finger cheek emoji action

A touchscreen only interface in a car is a design nightmare, fight me.

@sysadminvb @zz_plant

@zz_plant @JoyceSu plz tell me u still have the pic of the ones u saw in hualien

kinda miss the days of misspelled balenciaga fakes being the funniest thing on the internet

@effixx I feel tricked because I realized when people say “it gets better,” they didn’t mean “easier.” But also, it’s ok. This is my life now. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@JoyceSu Hang in there, J. Won't even repeat the tropes and cliches, but they're almost all true. Moms are badass warriors.

A summary of my nights the last month: 👶🏻😴🕗😳🕚😭🕝😭🕠🤪🕣🧟‍♀️

@zlimmie As long as you don’t put bananas and mayonnaise on your pizza!

Swedes... awesome designers, awful pizza makers.

@samgavinLA Same af

@raihan_ Reliving my experience at Viking pizza. Just looked at the menu again - “Shrimp, banana, pineapple, curry, peanuts.” Why??

@JoyceSu humbly requesting more details unless you’re at ikea

@samgavinLA Honestly he told me he was chillin.💕

I had a dream that I was tweeting to Benji. @samgavinLA