Caitlin

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

Boyfriend said he won’t have any if I make bolognese because it’s the “wrong weather”

Men obsessed with #looksmaxxing but their girlfriends are never #climaxxing

does my dog think my foot is like an extra hand when im petting him with it or does he think its like insanely disrespectful

Once you start using random hashtags in sentences you #cantstop

Walking into the library to pickup the book I placed on hold that is now available

trying to stay tender hearted despite it all

Trying to have girl talk over drinks and a live band just started setting up

Bro I’m so done working in social media marketing

Despite his work area being destroyed he remains joyful

All quiet on the frontal lobe

This is exactly how it feels carrying around a jacket on a night out btw

Skinny blonde mom in a sundress at the park and my son kept saying “that looks like mama!” 100 scoops of ice cream for my boy tonight

The movie "UP" is literally my least favorite movie of all time. #TURNITOFF

rooting for the eagles just so i can get an updated drunk hannah einbinder reaction vid

There are so many tasks

It’s so wild how every dentist’s office is some old guy and then a massive harem of beautiful young female assistants. What’s going on? How did dentists get around the whole thing?

Took a personal day yesterday so this morning my boss asked if everything was okay and I started crying