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The difference in their ijboling is taking me out 😭

CANCEL THE TOUR NOW 😭

🐨: “What does Jungkook call me?” 🐿️: “Namjoon hyung!” 🐻: He always calls ‘Taehyung hyung, but then suddenly on stage he’ll say ‘V hyung’?” 🐨: “Some people might not even know your real name.” 🐥: “He just says ‘Jimin…’ to me.” HYUNG LEFT THE CHAT 🤣

🐨: Ah, there is talk about a World Cup Halftime Show. I was surprised too. 🐥: Right, that's a hard thing to happen. 🐨: No, Chris—Chris Martin sent me a text message out of nowhere after a long time. 🐨: So... but I missed the timing. The timing to reply back. It had been about a day when I saw it because I don't really read text messages, I look at KakaoTalk. So, I looked at the text message and... I should have called him or something, but I couldn't. Anyway, sorry, Chris. Yeah. 🐿️: But, either way, it's such an honor. Because a Halftime Show is a first for us this time. 🐨: Actually, it might not even happen. The Halftime Show is something done in North America, so it's something that could happen... 🐥: I think... after living for a while, I end up experiencing a lot of things that I never thought I'd experience. 🐨: Right. You grew your hair long too. 🐥: Right. 🐻: Ah, right. Wow. 🐨: Your long hair really suits you. 🐻: Wow, really. 🐥: It fits? Thank you. 🐻: I always send you cropped photos, don't I? To you I sent them. 🐥: Ah, you mean growing it out this much? With AI? Growing it down to the knees? Even growing it like that, you always mock me for it. 🐨: He always sends things like that. He sends them all the time. 🐥: With AI! Growing my hair out this much. Saying that when the tour is over, it'll grow this long. You looked so happy looking at it. (laughs)

Jimin sending us a kiss straight from his booty cheeks 😭😭😭

CANCEL THE TOUR

The poster of the girl in front of me lol

BEING AN ARMY IS CRAZY BC WDYM YOU FOUND OUT YOONGI IS A RUNNER WHO DID A 12KM MARATHON IN STANFORD?!?!?!

My .......😭

when you’re bts and your demand is so big that your award show attendance gets revealed on national news

YOONGI GETTING STARTLED BY THE PYROTECHNICS AND THEN GOING :] AHHH

🐯ah, I have something. Since I’m someone who plays LoL, there is a really funny episode pertaining to LoL 🐨LoL? 🐯League of Legend, really funny story~ 🐿️from the military? 🐯yes 🐯>🐨 hyung maybe you won’t find it funny 🐨I know what it is~ 🐯when I was in the training camp, you know how on weekends they ask who wants to go to church or religious services, right? 🐯when you go to the Catholic service at the training camp, they’ll give you a baptismal name the first time you go~ 🐿️yeah that’s right~ 🐯in the olden days, you had to attend dawn prayers and stuff before they give you a baptismal name. But at the training camp, they apparently just give you one the first time you go. 🐯I wanted to receive such a name but I didn’t know, so I started studying~ there are names such as Luca, Chris~ 🐥ah I know, there are a list of names starting from jan ~ 🐯so apparently there are names matching each month~ 🐯so I asked (the rest of the unit) ‘perhaps is anyone interested in going to the catholic service with me’? *other recruits talking among themselves* 🗣️if we go what will we get? 👥oh! They’ll give out breads! 👥ok I want to go! 👥I’ll also go! 🐯so I brought around 8 people with me~ 🐯so as we were walking in single file like this, I said, “do you guys remember about the baptismal name, are you guys going to get one too?” 👥Yeah I want to get one too! I want to get Mordekaiser *LoL Champion* 🐿️🐨🐥*laughing* 🐿️they want to get game names~ like Ahri?~ 👥I want to get Miss Fortune 🗣️I’m Lux!!! 🐯*you guys it’s not what you’re deciding* *laughing*

what the fuck is yoongi doing in a marathon with thing 1 and thing 2 im ctfutifjfhhfhdxbz

the priest watching them going to church one week and temple the next week depending on whos got better food like 😭😭

that one friend who has an assignment due at 11:59pm

Members were talking about their passionate interpreter, praising her skills & how shes very shy but opposite in the concert😭 Jimin: We've seen her in person right, she's very shy. But once we go to the concert <high energy> she's really good. It has unexpected charm it's cute"

[to watch when you can't fall asleep] 🐥 you know there are (videos) that are very boring 🐨 like science youtube? 🐥 science is fun, that can't do

Taehyung and Jk are like those grown giant dogs who still think they’re still tiny lap puppies 😭

Jimin & Jungkook story about their trainees days🤣 🐥: But what’s also funny about the religious thing is that we’re basically going to eat something, right. So we went there, and in the military trainees there are these things like who came in which week, who entered earlier, that kind of hierarchy stuff. But I went with Jungkook. The two of us went there thinking we’d just eat a piece of bread. We got there—honestly, we did want to eat it. But all those shaved-head guys were doing something together. We went to church, and there was this thing where you stand up, dance, and sing. The two of us looked at each other like, “Ah, damn…” We really didn’t want to do it at all. But then a trainee who came in about a week earlier came and said, “Everyone stand up, hurry up,” like that, passing by saying “Hurry up, do it.” And Jungkook was like— “No way.” “Why not?” “Because I don’t want to do it.” 🤣🤣🤣