kellie

If true, this will hit me like the towers of 9/11 #RHONY

This is not a joke. This is how these MFs see women. Do not kid yourself.

incredible

i didn’t realize how many people around me are in religious psychosis until yesterday

i'm in my element (air conditioning)

"are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed?" me:

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

"idk i'll see" = i'm not coming, never was coming, never even considered it

bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when i am, in fact, constantly full of many worries

After watching Tyrese Haliburton last night you know I had to open this box. It's the Iowa State Cyclones! My good friend and founder of Hooters Ed Droste went there, Ames, Iowa is a great place! Thank you Coach Campbell and @CycloneFB Let's GO!

U cannot make me buy a dress that has a tomato, olive or canned sardine print on it. im not falling for that

please don't ever speak to me about math. i've moved on

legally blonde (2001)

“I’m suchhh a Carrie” “I’m definitely a Hannah” girl nobody gaf. Which one of THEM are you

And so I wondered, if God could find his chosen one in Chicago, could I?

did previous fascist movements feel so stupid to live through

Just incredible