kellock

Let’s pretend it’s not the end of the world

There’s only one thing worse than god, I blew it and that’s god, I blew it again

@theedalailama You’ll never be that Canadian

@TrainerHol Oh with Canada’s sweetheart Rachel McAdams? Will have to check it out

@kellockx imdb.com/title/tt803697…

I’m on one today, it’s out of control, just talked my co-workers ear off about survivor (she doesn’t watch)

@OpeSyntax Yup

@kellockx Living End?

GM BRO💥 suns out, it’s friday, we’re going to the lake tn

@TrainerHol Haha no, should I?

@kellockx Have you watched that one movie about the girl that is obsessed with survivor and gets stuck in an island with her coworker?

@Whenwillth40861 Do you know my Serbian friend Nina Nedic?

I sometimes sit there and think wow every Serb in Serbia just automatically gets to date other Serbs and I’ve got a pool of like 100k and that pool includes women and children and already partnered males

Keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky

@callmefreezeplz that’s it eh

@kellockx you mean heavy ass italian?

Do any of you have Rhode Island accents?

Ashley’s husband is so cute and I want his coffee shop to make money and someone should tell her he’s gay #RHORI

@arbolantidote My grandma loves that one

how do you like them apples?

@j0nnysalami For free? In this economy?

I’ve been off housewives for years but Rhode Island autoplayed after Summer House and it’s good

You ARE a vibe, bro

and I could take another hit for you bro

@Whenwillth40861 I’ve always wanted a House Hippo

My favourite animal is the hippopotamus

@fryspati George Kaztanza over here

New York City is so scary as someone who needs to pee every 25 minutes

@PitmommyTeresa @NikePS5 We know Asians are the BWC mafia but they’re usually more coy about it

@NikePS5 They’re calling him the Ash Ketchum of bwc.

my tokyo bodycount: belgian couple who paid for everything that night 1 brit 1 american from denver 1 german with a HUGE cock 1 canadian who somehow found my ig?? 1 argentinian economist who said milei is better than what they had before 1 more brit i would never share something like this normally by the way! but im doing it for an illustrative purpose... and for context this was over a course of three nights and i was on a business trip where i was working during the day and had dinner with clients every night and i still managed to rack up all that and it wasnt even that hard. guys will like hunt you down. and im not even particularly horny or a whore compared to some of the gays i know like the ones who would find orgy or dark room at a bar/club even as im writing this at an airport lounge at there's a guy sitting at a table across the room from me checking me out and it would be as easy as opening a grindr to see if he already tapped or messaged me to add 1 more to the body count