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And frankly, whenever it is I don’t wake up again
Wrap my tits in red silk and if you’ve got some spare pearls give me the long ones
I’d like to die with my middle fingers extended if I can’t live to be ninety
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Linda Tirado
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Linda Tirado
@KillerMartinis
author, writer, photographer. backwards in heels and half blind to boot. absolutely no time for your bullshit but all the time in the world if you need a friend
Nashville, TN Katılım Mayıs 2011
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@Politics_PR Nah mate they just aren’t even good enough at optics to rethink the brim length. Or move the lights.
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Does Trump have a black eye?
The White House@WhiteHouse
President Donald J. Trump on the United States military combat operations in Iran:
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You look amazing as a teary crocodile, keep going.
JD Vance@JDVance
Twenty years ago we invaded Iraq. The war killed many innocent Iraqis and Americans. It destroyed the oldest Christian populations in the world. It cost over $1 trillion, and turned Iraq into a satellite of Iran. It was an unforced disaster, and I pray that we learn its lessons.
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Wait.
We just bombed a bunch of civilians because it’s bad to shoot people in protests
And they’re calling it epic fury
And nobody fucking asked me did I trademark that phrase
(I didn’t, because who would except these atrocious Potemkin ammosexuals afraid of racking an m4)
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@FredTheGreyCat Friend of mine needs counsel. Dude ain’t LDS but could use framework to understand some things. My dm is open, thanks! (I did make him listen to popcorn popping but it didn’t seem to get the message across.)
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@KillerMartinis hi, a few days late. one of my uncles is a professor of mormon studies and still practicing in the religion. has served in past bishoprics if memory serves. also is not a toxic asshole. do you or someone you know need a blessing?
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Clarion call: if I asked for an elder with melchizedek authority, do I have anyone on this platform that could answer?
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@haru_onthetrain Sleep when they actually manage to kill me, until then it’s all systems
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@KillerMartinis I just came back to twitter for the first time in a while just to see how you were doing, I'm so glad you're still alive and as ready to rumble as ever
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It has come to my attention that my being offline wasn’t helpful
what I got: I happily do and will continue to break any fucking law that ain’t need to exist, and civil disobedience means being willing to take time.
You know, like when the bundys had an armed insurrection.
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@OsakaJack Yeah one doesn’t stay around much but I miss yall
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@KillerMartinis I'm gonna be honest, it's good to see you. I thought about whether or not you were still around.
Of COURSE, please do what's best for your health, and if that means staying off twitter, please do, but it is good to see you post again.
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@KillerMartinis It isn't actually a rainbow trout they are talking about, it is a red herring.
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For those of you who know: I swear to all that’s holy these people in this bar are legitimately talking about the various shininess of rainbow trouts by body of water
I SAID RAINBOW TROUT
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@IreneGr35814182 I mean how does one reasonably assume a shade really, I’ve heard red from folks who’s know but also have you ever seen dudes trying to describe a color
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In red silk like Colvin did. Did you want a link to la Perla or did you just want to know how bras worked?
Nunyabizness@IreneGr35814182
@KillerMartinis Oh go wrap your tits
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@ClemSkelton When a fly walks into a web one does not alert the spider
But yeah that’s what x is now
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@KillerMartinis Even with a blue checkmark the dude can't get more follows than followers...
He's a cowardly keyboard warrior.
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I bet you think the mainstream media lacks testicular fortitude, and further I got twenty bucks that you’ve bored some bartender with your media analysis having spent what you consider real time by which we both mean about a hundred hours mainstreaming podcasts to the face
American Reconstruction@EverythingsLog
@KillerMartinis If you put yourself in a position where you might get killed, you are lucky to walk away with injury. Even if blinded. Go fix yourself.
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The trouble is that the trolls here are subpar. They lack integrity. They lack literary cohesion, which is how the best jokes are made.
They’re making mud pies thinking they’re inventing some new Shakespeare and I won’t have it.
I’m a better troll than that.
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So for those of you holding onto this network: I got you. Dm me your number. I’ll swat away the errant asshole to make sure you’re not left alone.
Solidarity forever ain’t mean some dickwad trying to troll me harder than “onanistic orgy” guy because that, my friends, was great
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“I will be blind for life. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, plastic in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.”
Kaden Rummler was shot in the face by Trump’s ICE goons, then dragged
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Hi, hello.
Wanna come talk to me about luck and how you’re unlucky enough to not be blessed with the sense god gave a headless chicken or did you wanna just sit there showing your ass in public? (Protip: exfoliate)
American Reconstruction@EverythingsLog
@TheTNHoller Don't do crime. He got lucky.
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