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So/mbu/apparently, my first publication is live on Amazon Kindle. Supposed to be free but Amazon d’aint deal with broke people. So you’ll have to wait for the free version on Apple/Google Books in a few days (those niggas take long to publish).

@ShimonAine I didn’t know Senga Acid looks like this 💀

Senga Acid AKA Senga na na na has something to say please receive it in Peace.

@0xSweep @FabrizioRomano Now they’re beating all sorts of small big 6 teams together!

@FabrizioRomano Both of them played together last season btw

🚨 Rúben Amorim: “Kobbie Mainoo plays in the same position as Bruno Fernandes, and it's difficult to take him off the team”.

@xol_knvg @FabrizioRomano You’re mad!

@FabrizioRomano Mainoo should leave this winter

@Mubsyn 🤣🤣🤣 I’m so dead. But we don’t need a builder. Contracts should be 2 months maximum! If you can’t show results immediately, you leave!

@KimeraWilliam Walahi 😂

With what Carrick has done, if we don’t sign him permanently, he has raised the bar for the next manager. I no won hear say person need time to build anything. Carrick has 10 days to prepare for the match against City This is not a construction site!

@Nalukooooola 😹😆😆😆

Tukuba bakulembede oleta balwanira bifo 😂🚮

❤️‍🔥 One of our own. Kobbie Mainoo is here to stay 🔏

@UtdKobi If it’s not Ashley Young, you are mad

Who immediately comes to mind?

Can someone please find Amorim and beat his ass every day at 3am?

@TouchlineX Be serious!

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: They compared him to Šeško, to João Pedro, to Ekitike, to Isak. But truth has to be told that Gyökeres has been INSANE FOR ARSENAL!

@centregoals Okay, but let’s let the rich eat and fuck kids scot-free. God forbid a man steals from a rich corporation!

🚨🚨| BREAKING: A man who ran an illegal Premier League streaming network has been sentenced to 11 years in 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐍 and must repay £2.35M within three months or face an extra 10 years. The operation had around 30 staff, 50,000 customers, and made over £7M in five years. [@TheAthleticFC]

@nocontextfm1 @LukeLwanga 😂😂😂 really wish Burnley was staying up. We’re gonna miss a lot of content

Leeds playing Smooth Criminal after beating Michael Jackson, interim manager of Burnley, is exceptional sh*thousery 😂

@ombachi13 Just like the South East Asians can’t do without soup/curry.

Ugandans obsession with soup is crazy. Why your country land locked and your mouth too. It’s like you guys don’t produce saliva 😭😭

Happy Labour Day!

@douglasclark28 @tymyur Please, Mainoo is already unlocked! We don’t need another crappy manager saying the kid plays Bruno’s number

@tymyur 😂😂 that guy will work for United properly. He will unlock Mainoo

@Swangz_Avenue @IamVinka Earlybird tickets?

THE WAIT IS OVER📌 @IamVinka 📆; 21st August, 2026 📍 Lugogo Cricket Oval #VinkaConcert2026

@archiemwas @_fideleliud_ Check again 🤣

@_fideleliud_ 20 bookmarks on this😭😂😂 You people are snoopy. I'll never accept free WiFi again. Can't even watch people stuck in washing machines in peace

I bought a router, paid for the internet, and gave a few people the logins. Which button do I press and start seeing their incognito browser history cause I'm their internet provider???

Second place was promised to the Arsenal 3000 years ago 😭

@sheisafairyyy Kenyans go to work to eat or work?

I was talking to a Kenyan colleague and he says his biggest cultural shock is that Ugandans first sit and have breakfast in the dining before starting work. He says in Kenya, people eat breakfast at their tables as they work 💀💀😂😂 Seems we as Ugandans do things at our own pace 😂😂

Ironically, the Protection of Sovereignty Bill 2026 was influenced by foreign legislation, it could itself qualify as the “first agent of a foreigner” under its own terms.  Read the full article by @FredMuwema 👇🏾 lnkd.in/dxBCzSW2