[ GUILD NOTICE — IMMEDIATE ATTENTION ] ⚠️🦇🌀
A strange imp has been spotted wandering the dungeon corridors...
puckered lips, glossy and pulsing,
humming a tune that makes your XP bar twitch.
If you see it: do NOT make eye contact.
Do NOT let it lean close.
Do NOT let those lips touch your skin, your mouth, or your cock.
Symptoms of Kissing Imp Exposure:
💋 Sudden urge to kneel
💋 Uncontrollable drooling
💋 XP leaking without permission
💋 Whispering "just one more kiss" to yourself for hours
If a party member has been kissed:
🔒 Restrain them immediately
🧠 Assume their IQ is already gone
💦 Do not accept any "gifts" of golden liquid they offer you
The imp is low level but high risk.
It doesn't fight.
It just… puckers.
And once those lips lock on, you're not an adventurer anymore.
You're its personal XP fountain.
Stay alert. Stay puckered. Stay away. 💋🦇🌀
⚠️ Guild Notice ⚠️
A strange affliction dubbed the Kissing Virus has begun spreading through nearby towns.
If you notice a party member acting unusually affectionate, feverish, or insisting they're "toootally fine", do NOT let them kiss you under any circumstances.
Whenever I make characters I have the fear that in the back of my mind, subconsciously, I'm just copying someone else's design without realizing it lol
𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍, 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐔𝐓.
Time to pump yourself totally 🌀 𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙍𝘿𝙀𝘿 🌀 for Mommy!
My fat ass makes you totally 𝙂𝙊𝙊𝙉-𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙀𝘿 ~🩷 Just pump that leaky dick and get so much fucking worse for Mommy!
A good cutie would edge his needy dick until his brain is totally fried!
There's gonna come a day... where discord hackers realize they should just use puff puffs as a honeypot instead of gambling sites and stuff... and they'll just laugh knowing the dumbest people are clicking anyway, even knowing it's a scam... lol~