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This is going to hit boomer facebook like an atomic bomb.

i hope i find $12,500 on the floor later

i act like l'm okay but deep down inside i wanna get paid for doing nothing

99% of my sadness is solely based on the fact that I’m not rich yet.

slut shaming is dead. i respect whores more than i respect the president of the united states

this year i survived, next year i want to live.

2025 year recap jan - don't remember feb - don't remember mar - don't remember april - don't remember may - don't remember june - don't remember july - don't remember aug - don't remember sept - don't remember oct - don't remember nov - don't remember dec - heated rivalry

i can’t keep up anymore. happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life

R u mad cuz im filled with love and whimsy and you are not

december 1, monday...

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

I don’t know what any of my exes are doing. I don’t know what any of my former friends are doing. and you’re not supposed to! there was a time when you just never saw a person again. I’m nostalgic for those times. disappear like a ghost! woooo!

apparently i'm not even going through a lot, i just need money.

wow look i’m joe keery im in tame impalas music videos and get handcuffed by sabrina carpenter and star in stranger things go fuck yourself joe

i bring a 'divorce your husband if he bothers you so much' vibe to gatherings that married ladies who complain a lot, dont like at all

ughhhhh i didn’t fix my entire life this weekend FUCK

looking at the amount of clean underwear i still have left in my suitcase and feeling proud that i didn’t piss myself every day on vacation like i guess i had planned to when i packed

my mom once told me “accountability will always feel like an attack when you are not ready to acknowledge how your behavior harms others” and that shit is real.