kirb 🐈

when God puts me in strange and terrifying situations, I see myself as a cat going to the vet. it’s good for me somehow, I say, or else someone who loves me wouldn’t have taken me there

you're out of touch, i'm out of time #projecthailmary

romanticising chemist warehouse like i’m not close to having a claustrophobia-included panic attack every time i walk into one

⚠ボロボロスクリューさん…

family

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

>was serving a couple >they were bickering 'ill pay' 'no ill pay' >the girl tapped her card first >card was declined >guy smirked, tapped his card >card was also declined

created this one a while ago but I still love it (based off the skeleton meme) 🌱 #Alhaitham #GenshinImpact

Dog years (1/5) #projecthailmary

PERSONA

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

推しのグッズ購入を悩むオタクへ 買わなかった後悔は一生だが 買った後悔は次の給料日までだ。

worst part of the literacy crisis is that you can’t use hyperbole or be dramatic anymore without some dumb fucking idiot thinking that you sincerely believe whatever exaggeration you said

トリックルーム #ポケモンイラスト

still like this aiba

ain’t this shit about soccer

絶対に途中工程ミスってて笑った