The Kraken Rum

The legends are true. The Kraken Gold Spiced Rum exists and has arisen from the depths of The Beast's lair. #KrakenGold #TheNewGoldStandard

The sun lingers longer now. Unfortunate. Darkness was more flattering for all of you. #krakenrum

@glindaupland Check your DMs 🦑

@KrakenRum oh you ate that one thing. now where’s my free rum?

which coachella 2026 headliner gave the best performance?

@SabrinaTourInfo @SabrinaAnnLynn @TeamSabrina Wait is that me? I do taste good in espresso. 🦑

Sabrina Carpenter performing “Nobody’s Son” at Sabchella

Next time, do try to be quieter on the way down. Some of us were trying to sleep.  🌊 #ArtemisII #nasa

I tasted the ocean near your shores today. Notes of sunscreen, spilled drinks, and poor decisions. Vintage humanity. #festivalseason

If the Beast knows your scent, it’s already too late. Unless you wear Eau De Kraken. Be mistaken or be taken. Kidding. Unless…?   #AprilFools

The tide recedes because it fears me. You’re welcome for the shoreline. #krakenrum

The ocean is 80% unexplored. You call it a statistic. I call it privacy.

Humans really said, “What if sunrise but faster?” The audacity. #DaylightSavings

Keep calling me a myth. It makes you easier to surprise.  #Krakenrum

Need some R&R? Ice plunges in the depths are now open. #Krakenrum

From the depths of the sea to the icy mountain top. Did you enter to win my snowmobile seen @xgames ?  There's still time...barely. KrakenAspen.com

The tale of a broken-hearted sailor Robert McCrea who, when The Kraken surfaced, didn’t run. He stood his ground—and threw himself on it. The fight lasted 3.2 seconds. Long enough to prove courage outruns fear but nothing outruns The Beast. shop.krakenrum.com/collections/an…

Romance isn’t dead, unless you have a date with TheBeast. #KrakenRum

No candy. Just chaos.

I don’t mix. I invade.

Make eye contact. Then vanish.

Pour one. Plot two.

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