Leeresa Naidoo

"@GrumpyCatsPaw: You inspire my inner serial killer."

"@GrumpyCatsPaw:Some kids were dropped as a baby.But you were clearly thrown in the air,smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.

"@FunnySayings: There comes a point in your life when you have to realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will."

@RCBTweets Sum1 get dat STUPID umpire a dop n a pair of goggles :@

"@LoveBytess: Your past mistakes are meant to guide you, not define you."

"@ComedyTruth: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes."

"@LoveBytess: No matter how great you are, not everybody will like you. That’s life."

"@GrumpyCatsPaw: I would like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them."

"@GrumpyCatsPaw: People say "everything happens for a reason." so when I punch you in the face, remember I had a reason..."

"@GrumpyCatsPaw: I dream of a world where it is totally legal and socially acceptable to slap stupid people."

I have P. M. A (Postive Mental Attitude) I'm Postive I'm Mental And I sure as hell have AttitudeB-)

Damned if I do.... Damned if I don't.... So,.. Be damned I wil...

*devilish smile*:-)

"@ThatsLaugh: *Low battery* *Low battery* *Low battery* Well apparently, you have enough battery to remind me every 2 seconds."

"@RudeComedian: My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity."

"@RudeComedian: I saw something that reminded me of you.. so I flushed the toilet and washed my hands."

"@RudeComedian: I hate when my dog watches me pick up his shit, I feel like his bitch"

"@GrumpyCatsPaw: I don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire, and I had water, I’d drink it."