#Utdfan# 🔴👹

@lawyer_memes Pathetic. You sad little man.

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@thetrueshelby Looks like eczema. Not sure why it matters tbh.

Okay, medical twitter. WTF is this?

@Givenjosh @WelBeast Not crying, stating facts.

@LancePhillips89 @WelBeast Cry blood

Please Mikel Arteta. It’s time

@_bee___bee @WelBeast 🤣🤣🤣🤣 VARsenal winning with set pieces and getting away with shit.

@LancePhillips89 @WelBeast Stfu rat

@AlBuffalo2nite You’re actually a fucking moron. It’s a game! Social media has truly created retards

@georgenjoroge_ This is from a fucking game you moron.

Don’t fuck with America 🇺🇸

@MattWallace888 You’re a fucking clown. Posting game footage for clickbait. Absolute charlatan.

How do you deal with losing something/ someone How do you cope with feeling empty

Feeling empty…

@rioferdy5 We’ve been very scruffy and look very heavy. Feels like and end of season game

Thoughts on the 1st half?

@Lea_EFC Everton have NEVER won the premier league.

It has been 4,663 days since Manchester United last won the Premier League 😂

@UnitedStandMUFC We’ve been very lacklustre and scruffy so far.

26' Ndiaye unable to control a switch of play from Keane. Out for a United goal kick.

@Sjopinion10 🤣🤣

BREAKING NEWS:⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ Haringey Council have confirmed that Tottenham Hotspur’s fire safety certificate has been renewed for another 12 months after observing the perfect and prompt evacuation of their stadium in the 81st minute of their game against Arsenal today.

@dailyglimps24 You mean the person who said she would say Trump didn’t do anything to get a pardon has said Trump didn’t do anything? Hmm… Interesting.

🚨Breaking🚨 Ghislaine Maxwell interview has been released, sorry not sorry, she confirms Donald J. Trump didn't get massages, and wasn't involved. ⁉️ #Epstein #TeamSKM What you say now?

@SkySportsPL Gabriel doing his best Tom Daley impression.

Randal Kolo Muani is denied a second after this push on Gabriel ❌

@SkySportsPL LiVARpool strike again.

Alexis Mac Allister scores in stoppage time for Liverpool! Vitor Pereira is FUMING! 🫣

@WhiteHouse Trump's announcement refers to a planned deployment, but no hospital ship is en route. The U.S. Navy's only two—USNS Mercy (in maintenance since Aug 2025) and Comfort (since Jan 2026)—remain at Alabama Shipyard in Mobile.

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@GuntherEagleman Simping over another man again!

We win!

@GuntherEagleman Simping again.

BASED!