Lapalisse

I don't know how old you are, but you look younger, much younger!

I'm sick of being sick

It's so quiet it could be snowing

Got my shot of vitamin B12

Who said "The beat of your heart is the rythm of your soul"? Dom dodom dom dodom dom dodom... Mine swings!!

Well, no I'm not your husband

My feet hurt and I'm dizzy, nauseous, stressed, but I'm going to the dance tonight! Whatever happens.

Olivier Messiaen depressed me

Terrific! Somebody's listening to my tweets!! But what can I say? I need an idea, I need an idea, I need an idea, I need an idea...

Somebody's listening to my posts and suddenly I feel naked

Well to be frank, I am naked

Mmmmh, maybe not so naked: I've got socks. What is being naked anyway?

What do you mean, you didn't want to know?

Oh I got a song about socks: very... clever as you may guess, but it's too short... See my next post

Black socks the longer you wear them the stiffer they get, sometimes I think I should wash them but something inside me keeps saying not yet

Why am I speaking english anyway?

Popo popoopopopopoooooopopo (Marseillaise melody)! Popopoooooo popopo!!

Where am I going to go on holidays???? Where you are not (probably)!

@Koubiak_jr Just watched my back and you were not there

Emergency! Danger! Adventure! Pizza day! (with chorizo please)