Lars Haur

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@edthesoundman Plug-ins because of familiarity. Just better not have to use fucking iLok

I shall grant you access to all the best analog gear for mixing, or all the best plugins—which do you choose and why? 🧞‍♂️

I hope that everybody I don’t like wakes up one day and is able to taste things with their butt hole

@edthesoundman But tomorrow’s music is being made exactly 17 days from now

Pro tip: Are you making today’s music or tomorrow’s music? Today’s music was made yesterday 🥱

@edthesoundman X is going to die, then someone will buy its corpse, then rebrand it back to Twitter but do some lame rebranding like calling it a phoenix or something because it rises from ashes or some dumb shit, most of the people jumping ship will come back and forget all this happened

Remember when y’all thought Threads was gonna be a thing? Why would Bluesky be any different?

@LarsHaur He was a soul too angry for this lame world.

I told him that making fun of Polish sausages is a hate crime now. It’s in the Geneva Convention, right between “no chemical weapons” and “don’t kick puppies.” Look it up! #RIP

This one took a little love to get working again but she is a beauty

@edthesoundman Deez Nutz Inyamouth

Can you name 3 thought leaders of this generation?

Hold on to your butts y’all. Things are gonna get real

@edthesoundman One. Lo-fi till the end.

How many mics will you arrange to record a 5-piece drum kit?

@edthesoundman Cut it up, put some sizzle sauce on it, and call it fajitas

Pro tip: Overcooking your mix is like overcooking your steak—it’s still edible, but what a waste.

@edthesoundman You know me

Imagine having a long-standing problem with me and I don’t even know who you are 😳

@edthesoundman You would like it if you had robot ears

Pro tip: You can’t calculate your way to meaningful music—if it were that simple, your favorite songs would be automated by now.

@edthesoundman This is truly a wound I will never recover from

@LarsHaur Didn’t mean to trigger you.

I have a shortlist. You don’t earn your place on it. Either you belong on it or you don’t. Whether or not you like me is irrelevant. Placement is reserved for those so gifted. It’s a short list, so don’t even worry about it.

@edthesoundman It looks like someone has been spitting their Skoal wad into it

If it ain’t broke

Yes!

This place sucks