eyram🤍

crazy how one little sperm cell creates a big grown goofy lying ass nigga

Lord guide me to the life i prayed for

Knowing the direction of the sun before choosing your seat in a trotro >>>>

getting betrayed while moving with pure intentions really changes you.

dating me is probably like having a migraine and a boner at the same time

"if i were you" you'd go insane if you were me

and while you're struggling with your fight aganist depression, your family and friends will only see your laziness

"are you okay?" i'm actually tired bro. from the bottom of my heart I’m tired.

hearing “why are you so wet” gotta be the sexiest thing ever🫦

Diabetes patient but you get sugar daddy😂😂

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and actually still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man's parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wraťh on the world for the rest of his life

Even as a child, I knew I was going to be the overly distant family member 😂😂

As an adult, you need to hold on to the few friends who don’t gatekeep vital information from you.

gf who sleeps 🤝 bf who gives her forehead kisses

The first time I went through heartbreak I genuinely was feeling pain in my chest and I couldn’t hold the place that was paining me .. I had two panic attacks . I thought I was going to die . I didn’t see it coming at all 😫😫

i hátê ovulating, i got about 10 rounds in me rn.

First of all alhamdulilahi, secondly wahala dey o

i'm just here testing my heart to see if it can love two people and you guys said i'm cheating.

I don’t think anybody can describe the pain from heart break properly to you, you just have to experience it to understand.

You see that “Dr” title? I will get it one day🥹✌🏽