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Hello @VodafoneUK what on earth is going on? First you decide to change my number 10 days ago. Then you make endless empty promises about getting it back. Now you’ve turned off my 4G so I can’t even call you!

@VodafoneUK Please give me my number back. Stop with the empty promises excuses and apologies and let’s have some action. 10 days with no phone number.

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@VodafoneUK please give me my number back. Endless empty promises, excuses and apologies but no action. You arbitrarily changed my number on 24th August and I’ve spent hours on the phone to getting nowhere ever since.

Just in case anyone was wondering, I haven’t gone incommunicado. @VodafoneUK decided to arbitrarily change my phone number on 24th August. Ever since then I’ve been doing battle with them to get it back. Endless empty promises, excuses and apologies but no action.

@bbctms The curse of the commentator. Pietersen made that happen. Would never happen on @bbctms

Oh hello! Stuart Broad with another wicket. It's a beauty to get rid of Rassie van der Dussen but wait...it's a no ball! A reprieve for the batsman. Live: bbc.in/35oGfYL #SAvENG #bbccricket

The curse of the commentator. Pietersen made that happen after his comments about no balls. @MichaelVaughan agree?

Why are we listening to KP on TV commentary @SkyCricket ?

Gotta love this!

@BenLloydFitness @BumbleCricket Anybody else not understand a word of that?

Physique update. 84.7kg. Training day macros: 440c, 225p, 48f (yes 48 ha). Rest day macros: 350c, 225p, 70f. I’m having refeeds when I feel like I need them. These last 2/3 days and consist of about 660c, 180p, 50f.… instagram.com/p/B033ew5HkCF/…

@carlgallery @bbctms @Aggerscricket Are we talking weather or opposition?

At the moment the 2nd test looks like a washout. @bbctms @Aggerscricket

@thameswater No water in TW1. Obviously not enough rain recently

We've sent our specialist engineers to #TW and #W area, and they'll be working hard to get your water supply back on as quickly as possible. We're really sorry if you're experiencing low water pressure or no water. Get all the latest updates at thameswater.co.uk/latest"

@BumbleCricket Also, 54 seconds isn't 0.54. 54 secs is nearly a whole minute. 0.54 is only just more than half.

@makeitmatta Hi. I'm a graphic design freelancer. Based in TW1. Worked with RFU. Middx Rugby etc. Would love to chat... Available now!

@HomeOfCricket ah! Did not notice that. Will pay more attention next time!

Please can you show the lead or trail amount on the scoreboard for people who can't do sums @HomeOfCricket

@SkyCricket What have you done to #cricketwritersontv ? Please put them back in that cosy studio.

What have they done to #cricketwritersontv ? Please put them back in that cosy studio.

@StephenArrow85 Yes, interested. But need to be sure tickets are for personal use. They can't be sold on above face value. Still interested?

@StephenArrow85 which day do you have?

@StephenArrow85 EvW or EvA at Twick. Or either Twick QFinal but can't say who'll get through.