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Your man a bird comedy stories💯

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Your man a bird your pussy good so after you smacked him you ran to your car and drove off and he chased you and jumped on top of your car like how martin lawrence jumped on the car running with will smith in the movie bad boys Lmfao
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Your man a bird you and him holding hands outside and your killer ex L chips was walking like the kid from the movie equalizer 2 the kid denzel washington wanted to get his education because chips been shot 42 times and he gave your man pound with no eye contact looking mean LOL
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Your man a bird he was drunk robot dancing like omarion to the r kelly song leave your name and r sung like DRINKING BELVEDERE 7UP AND GIN TOLD MYSELF NEVER AGAIN SLEEPING WHILE THE CLUB IS CRUNK DON'T MAKE NO SENSE TO BE THAT DRUNK ARGUING THROUGH THE NIGHT PUSHING ON PEOPLE LOL
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Your man a bird he drunk doing the milly rock dance to the r&b singer r kelly song called leave your name and r sung like LEAVE YOUR NAME RIGHT AFTER THE BEEP AND I SURE TO GET BACK TO YOU IF I'M NOT ASLEEP SMOKING ON SOME TREEEEEES OR HAVING SOME SEX NOT FADED OR MAKING A BABY
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he fucking done boo ( THE BLOOD WITH THE GOLD DEVIL EYES FROM THE MOVIE BOYZ IN THE HOOD PULLING OUT A SHOTGUN ON TRE STYLES BUT HE DIDN'T SHOOT TRE BECAUSE TRE WAS DRESSED LIKE THE 1993 R&B SINGER AARON HALL SINGING I MISS YOU LIKE I'M TALKING TO YOU BABAAAY I MISS YOU VOICE )
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Your man a bird he was at a bar lounge in harlem and walked in with your 2 killer bros drunk yelling coney Island brooklyn in the fucking building and a bronx goon pulled out a war missile with the crip rodney from the movie baby boy mean face and said UPTOWN HERE TOO WHAT LOL
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YA MAN A BIRD 🔥
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Your man a bird he owe your killer bro 20 dollars so bro had the crip rodney from the movie baby boy mean face and pulled up in a maserati blasting the rapper jay-z song called breathe easy lyrical exercise and jay said 36 SETS LIKE A PERSONAL TRAINER I TEACH COKE TO STRETCH LOL
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Your man a bird your 2 killer bros scared the shit out you after you told them that he swung on you so they pulled out guns at the same time like will smith and martin lawrence did in the movie bad boys to the arab guy saying LET ME GET A PACK OF STARBURST AND SOME SKITTLES LOL
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Your man a bird he owe your killer bro 20 so bro drove by with the crip rodney from the movie baby boy mean face blasting the dipset rapper j.r. writer song never in a million and writer say PISTOL IN MY TRENCH COAT MINK THAT AH LEAVE YA TWISTED BUT CHEAPER THAN A CISCO DRINK LOL
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Your man a bird he owe your killer brother 20 dollars and bro was blasting the dipset rapper killa camron song called curtis ( 50 cent diss ) and killa said at the end WHOEVER LET YOU SIGN OFF ON THEM G UNIT TANG TOPS IS STUPID JUST LIKE YOUR DUMB ASS THOSE ARE BRAZEER TOPS Lmao
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he fucking done boo ( IVAN DRAGO FROM THE MOVIE ROCKY 4 KNOCKING APOLLO CREED OUT SAYING IF HE DIES HE DIES YELLOW SURFBOARD SHAPED HAIRCUT VOICE ) Lol
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Your man a bird he was drunk doing the milly rock dance to the r&b singer r kelly song called elsewhere and the r sung the breakdown like BUT IN THE MEANTIME I CAN'T SLEEP I CAN'T THINK IT'S SO MANY THINGS IN MY HEAD THINGS THAT SHE SAAAIID THINGS THAT SHE MEEEANT Lmao
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Your man a bird every time you tell your 2 killer brothers that he swung on you they seem to have a problem with it so you be arguing with them because you the baby sister so you said LISTEN MOTHERFUCKERS THAT'S Y'ALL NEICE FATHER PUT THE FUCKING GUNS AWAY LOL
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