Lamont Price

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@Lizzs_Lockeroom Directed by this guy

🗣Major Payne like Damon Wayans

The best compliment you can give white singers is that before you saw them you thought they might be Black

@wbslobin @Seinfeldism1 🔥🔥🔥

@LPizzle @Seinfeldism1 Fact

#Seinfeld Villains. Who was the most frightening?

I will sing this song at the top of my lungs any time any place

@AmberMaddieXXX If anybody should know exactly how many inches something is it's you lmfaooo. I'm just kidding, you're cool as fuck

@LPizzle 60 inches I think?

And one more because I’m feeling sweet 🍭

Scent control

I need to date 3 people this summer

@MissChillaBit I would like to challenge you to a game of Connect 4

Wataa 🍒

@wbslobin @Seinfeldism1 The Opera doesn't even feel like a sitcom episode but more like a documentary on Davola

@LPizzle @Seinfeldism1 Upon reflection I agree with you !

I might bring overalls and Black Bart Simpson t-shirts back

@dreamingbaddie 😂😂😂

@LPizzle All the grip I lost on reality went to my puss😝

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@wbslobin @Seinfeldism1 Alton is absurdly stern but I'm not scared of him. Davola is Jason Voorhees

@Seinfeldism1 Alton Benes @LPizzle

A taste for Spree candy

@wbslobin Lol

@LPizzle Franklin Delano Romanowski

"I need some water. Ice it up nice and hard. Then when you throw it *pop*. Oh look, there's my friend, FDR. I'm gonna nail him in the back of the head. It's gonna be great"

Guess I'll do a puzzle

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@HaleySpades This sounds like a setup

HORNY 👹👹 looking for my next victim