Luke 🇬🇧

Where are they all? The Eisner fan boys? Tell me how amazing they are for this club! Tell me about the enormous investment they've made over the last decade that equates to a couple million each year? Tell me how amazing FP looks and that our training facilities, etc are top class? Tell me the injuries are just bad luck. Tell me the Jan was a success. Tell me how they've made good their 2017 promises then back it up with evidence? Tell me the @PFC_Coalition are wrong? You can't do any of the above. Finally, after years of insufficient investment and cheap alternatives the realisation of what we are is hitting home. The way we're structured, the way we behave, the way we conduct our transfers, the way we pay ourselves on the back for small investments like training ground goals posts and sprinkler systems, the way our CEO speaks and his attitude towards the above means we are a lower league club. Historically not, of course. Historically and our natural position is the top two tiers (prodominantly Championship) but not right now. All of our peers, bar Oxford (who have plans) all generate income on non match days, have decent enough facilities and academies and have owners who take calculated risks on growth to enable them to win promotion and stay there. Even half of League One are more advanced than we are. All they had to do was spend big at the start. They said they're hear for generations so why not plunge £100m in, build that North Stand with corporate boxes, hotels and other things that can generate money off the field, extensively revamp the training ground instead of tarting up what the trust got us. Even the club shop is just a sorry state of a few Pompey calendars and cuddly toys and a load of Nike shite with a Pompey badge slapped on it. The whole club absolutely reeks of League One and whether we like it or not, that is precisely where we belong until they either sell up or start investing some serious money and stop making brain dead excuses about bridges and god knows what else they want to conjure up. No other club in the country needs a bridge directly from a train station or can't develop their ground because of a congested road. They're waiting to piggyback the redevelopment of the area, which will never happen, so they can get a load of stuff for free. Get ready for Stevenage, Cambridge and Burton again because they're coming. #Pompey #eisnersout

@grahamdubber @pompeycal_ Thanks, Graham. Much appreciated.

@pompeycal_ @Luke313131 Thanks Cal. That's the type of explanation I was looking for when I politely asked my very simple, non-loaded question. Anyway, Luke's apology is accepted and we move on.

If anyone can explain how this aggressive response is related in any way to the simple question I asked then your assistance will be greatly appreciated. What’s the old saying about starting an argument in an empty room? Christ on a bike!

@johners1973 @StaroT93 I don't make the rules, chief.

@Luke313131 @StaroT93 Big clubs like Pompey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A pitch invasion for second is one thing, I can just about accept that but a bus parade is sad as fuck and no one in their right mind can argue.

Fucking hell lad, get a life. Given the manager has echoed virtually every single thing that the union has been saying for months, it's quite clear our work is done and the club is listening. You're very welcome by the way. Anyway, back to enjoying the back holiday, eh old sport?

Can anyone enlighten me? #Pompey

@tsmblue118363 Made zero sense but good effort.

@Luke313131 You love bottom of the table so shh 😘

@tom13084 Twice League champions and football league Cup for a start.

@Luke313131 Are you just upset because you haven’t had anything to celebrate since 2008?🤔🤔

@ABitOfPork Correct. When Pompey go up, we go up as champions not first losers. Glad we agree, Peter.

@Luke313131 No one is sad today my friend! Shame we’ll never get to find out if Pompey would do one

@JENNIFERSELMES Can't be that much fun if you're on here getting wound up at other people calling this out for what it is.

@Luke313131 My goodness this is getting old on here today. Jealously is not a good look. The pitch invasion and parade is for celebrating our promotion. Its fairly simple to understand.

@Cogniti40241567 "parade" What are you parading? Your first losers trophy? So cute.

@Luke313131 It is a promotion celebration numbnuts

@Iain_Taylor8 We're not in League One, lil bro. Why would I be jealous of a club that celebrates being one of 23 losers 😂😂

@Luke313131 Enjoy League 1 lil bro, jealousy is an ugly trait😭😭

@StaroT93 1. We were champions. 2. There wasn't even a bus parade. Big clubs like Pompey don't over celebrate comparatively smaller achievements. You fucking bucket.

@Luke313131 Bus parade for getting promoted to the premiership or bus parade for getting promoted to the championship like you did 2 years ago.

@Grayleo666 I'd cringe myself to death if Portsmouth celebrated being first losers like this. Celebrate yeah but a bus parade? For second? Woke nonsense.

@Luke313131 You can just about accept it 🤣🤣 stop the bus some twat from Portsmouth said so.

@StewartDelglyn Enjoy celebrating being first losers, Stewart.

@Luke313131 Sadly Luke there will be some watching whom won't be there next season, plus fans of Sheffield Wed/Leicester would have a different take. As fans I would suggest that you should embrace these moments as no one knows what will happen in the future personally and to the club

@Tonypem @JoePaice92 Half your team and bench seemed to give a fuck.

@JoePaice92 Enjoy your summer mate, nobody gives a fuck

Here you go Birmingham fans. Care to explain now? Your defender just leaves it as it’s our throw #bcfc

@TheClareCam @aw7794 Dunno, ask Portsmouth.

@aw7794 You’re spot on. All the people saying “the new badge doesn’t look like Peterborough United” are being silly. When has anything NEW ever been designed with the purpose of it looking like the old version 🤦‍♂️

An EFL football team made this change in 2010, of course, everyone at the time wouldn't have recognised the new crest, BECAUSE IT WAS NEW Now, do you know what team it is based on their current badge? #pufc

@YorkCityFC What about club volunteers? Always wanted to volunteer to help the massive York City. I've got my passport ready 👍

🇪🇸 Just a quick heads up... As well as the players, EVERY club employee is going to Ibiza. The club shop and offices will be shut until Wednesday morning. We will see you then! 🤣 #YCFC🔴🔵

@NoahPfc @pfc_sam No one in their right mind pays more than a Tesco meal deal for a bloke who's been injured for nearly two years.

@pfc_sam I reckon Farrell around 200k Knight in the 0-100k range Le roux if he’s sold,300k tops Don’t think there’s any other fringe players we can/could sell Then All the young fringe players will get loans hopefully I’d assume Killip won’t be sold aswell as it’s unnecessary

Some of the fees I've seen people saying we'd get for our fringe players is madness 🤣 baring in mind we got 250k-ish for Lane who had 20 G/A in league one not too long ago. We are not getting 200+ for the likes of Killip #pompey

@BluesNews_ I'd start listening to the conversation at £15m

How much is Terry Devlin & Adrian Segecic worth? #Pompey

@maybebrayyy It's the new Peterborough one.

Who the fuck is that?? Genuinely??? I’ve never seen that logo in my life