Ajax Treesdown FC

Tom the Bomb has gone. #tripfigsonrhymes Ajax sign Woolham Jr for new season depending on kick off times and commitments to wickes. #wickes

BREAKING NEWS (3/3) When asked about the rape, Club Captain, Tristan King was quick to distance himself, replying only 'it wasn't me mate'

BREAKING NEWS (2/3) Club hero, Luke Quinn says 'we'd love to have Ched, we raped everyone in the league last year so he'd fit right in'

BREAKING NEWS (1/3) Ajax are the latest club to move in for convicted rapist Ched Evans. #smackerswithoutpermission

@nick_clegg: "All credit to the boysh! They came, they saw, they axed." #lavly

We WON! #yay

@iChainsawTrees #cheeriothen

@iChainsawTrees @03quinnl #undefeated

@iChainsawTrees we're not shit and we don't try hard. #Lemonsqueezy

@iChainsawTrees #anotheryearanothertrophy

@iChainsawTrees #indeed

@iChainsawTrees @03quinnl #Hustled

DC: "apparently @iChainsawTrees thought they could win the summer league!" #noteventopbutone

@iChainsawTrees it's all gone quiet.

Really shame as it's going to be @brettgardner6 last game this evening to! Been a real asset for the boys! #brettandrogesupport

So tired of winning ... Yawn.

Former manager Nick Clegg joins the boys to celebrate tonights win. #winninghere

Massive win for the @LumberjAxe tonight, so proud of all the boys, great performance!

Hope all the fans are feeling GREAT today. We certainly are. #topofthepops

Reports that @sprysy is claiming whiplash after savage savidge tackle during Tuesday nights zeros thriller. #zeros