JJ

"Sa si ufanyee hivyo basi" a radom Kenyan asking for his money back😂😂

why the FUCK Netflix helping me spell a movie they don’t have. 😭😭😩 FUCK YOU HOE.

Wasee wa keg huwa wanakupea story vile wamelewa in four different clubs in one nights alafu ukiwauliza bill wanakuambia wametumia 800 ksh, na saa hiyo wamedance hadi na waitress!

I just saved R438.63 by leaving my wife in the car and getting the bread myself.

I hate the concept of “we experience people different” coz what have I done for you to be horrible to me but kind to the next person??😭

A MAN!!!!! will find another you 30 times before you find another him. 🗣️💯

Leo Kasongo bloggers have nothing to say about Trump’s administration bringing Americans exposed to Ebola to our country 😒 Ama hii sector hawaelewi..🚶🏿‍♀️

Femi One: mimi mwanaume haezi nisumbua atakula makofi Njerae: niko kwa gate, nikujie, it doesn't matter if you are with your girl

I'm currently living one of the most boring lives any young person could live.

I'm type of person to restart a song because the conversation in my head got too loud and I missed half the song.

"ati umesema niende kwa mixer juu nilisomea ku DJ"

Even if you crave intimacy, don't let temporary people touch your mind, body or soul.

Kenyans who were annoyed that Maraga house is small are now annoyed that Salasya house is big...😄

not kidding IT guy just told the fat girl she might be blocking the WiFi

people who upload pictures of restaurant menus to google maps are our modern day saints

Brayo biker naona amefanya content na baby wantam na last year tulikuwa maandamano na yeye…..these content creators will really show their true colors

Nobody; Life: "Ngga did i just catch you having fun"

Manchester United is the face of English football

Niko back bench ndani ya Latema natupwa kama njugu karanga.... Latema drivers wanakuanga low key qualified F1 drivers in the grass roots

Nimeenda kupitia entrance ya private firm apo kwa metal detectors zikabeep, wakanisearch, sina gun,tumeshtuka alafu nikakumbuka kumbe my shirt was ironed.