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The iron bars of the death row block in Udebo’s central prison reeked of rust, piss, and the sour rot of stale bread. A thousand Anims left. Seven-foot monsters rounded up like cattle after centuries of war. Humans had the guns. Anims had the muscle and the teeth. Most were already dead—skulls cracked open in the fields or throats slit in the holding penitentiaries. The last ones were chained here, forced to choke down live worms and moldy crusts once a day while they waited for the execution squads. Louvre moved down the corridor every evening with her wooden tray, thin hips swaying under the grey servant dress that clung to her small tits and flat belly. Orphan bitch. No family, no choice. Her father had been ripped apart by an Anim while climbing a palm tree for fruit. Her mother coughed blood until she stopped breathing. Now Louvre fed the beasts that killed her protector. And every single day her eyes kept dragging back to cell seventeen, where Uchita was bound. Uchita; seven feet five inches of charcoal-black muscle. Two short, thick horns curving back from his skull like polished obsidian. Skin hard as crocodile hide but smooth where it counted, except for the thick, coarse hair that matted across his heavy chest and down the ridges of his abs. Yellow eyes that glowed low in the torchlight. Eighty-three years old and he still looked like a man in his prime—late thirties, early forties; veins popping along forearms that were as thick as her thighs. The grey prison uniform they forced on him was two sizes too small; it stretched tight over his chest and shoulders, the seams screaming every time he moved. Below the waist the fabric tented obscenely over the heavy bulge between his legs. He never spoke first. Just sat on the stone bench, back against the wall, watching her with those predator eyes. First week she shoved the tray through the slot and tried not to look. Worms writhing in the tin bowl, bread hard as brick. He ate without blinking, jaws working like a machine. She felt sick for him. Then she felt pissed. These things had killed thousands, sure. But watching them break a seven-foot giant down to worm-slop and chains… something in her twisted. By the tenth day she started talking. “You understand me, don’t you?” she whispered, fingers grazing the bars. Uchita’s yellow eyes flicked up. Deep voice, gravel-rough. “Yes.” That was it. One word, but it opened the floodgates. She talked while he ate— about the guards, the executions, the way the humans laughed when they dragged another Anim out for the firing line. He listened, brooding, saying little. Sometimes he grunted. Sometimes he just stared at her mouth while she spoke, like he was imagining other uses for it. Soon enough, Louvre started smuggling real food; a hunk of salted meat, a boiled egg, half a roasted yam. She usually slid it through the bars in her palm, heart hammering. He took it with his thick black fingers that brushed hers every time. The touch sent heat straight between her legs. An abominable feeling that a female human shouldn't be feeling for such aberration of nature. One evening the tray was empty except for the usual slop. She stayed anyway. The corridor was quiet. No guards for another hour. Uchita stood up. The prison uniform strained. The massive outline of his cock pushed against the grey cloth, thick and heavy, already half-hard just from her standing there. “You want something, little human?” he rumbled. Louvre’s mouth went dry. She stepped closer, pressed her body against the bars until her small tits squished between the iron rods. Her hand reached through, trembling, and cupped his fat bulge. It jumped under her palm. Hot. Alive. “Fuck…” she breathed, almost in a whisper. She worked him through the fabric first; slow, greedy but exploratory strokes, feeling the veins pulse under her fingers. Then she tugged the waistband down.
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@UjuAnya 🤣 Wow! I've never heard this before. Interesting...🤔
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What's this trend of posting "we don't call women losers enough"? Another masculine-oriented perspective of what loss and win is for women. Women win when they lose, but lose when they win. A woman who is seen as a loser from a masculine perspective, is actually a winner.
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@M_Jenist @luvblessingz "... will eventually do...?" Are you out of your Fu'kin Mind? Is that how the Fu'k you raised your Children? Just "...pray for her..." is the Best you'll do? You should just... .
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I beseech men to try to understand women in as much as the opposite is a complete impossibility. They do not have the innate capacity to fathom or truly understand the concept of loyalty, despite how much they may bandy the word 'loyalty' about. And that's absolutely okay. You just have to beware of this natural trait. This is why a lot of women can't grasp why a man would drive 40 minutes to 1 hour away from home, to meet a barber.
HR Sis@seyithemie

Went on low cut about 2 years ago and I’ve changed barbers about 4 times since then. Meanwhile, my husband uses a barber whose shop is about 40 minutes away from our house, but he’d rather make the trip than allow any other person touch his hair. Everyday, I questioned the thought process until my father-in-law’s burial in another state. Guess who showed up, his barber 🙂

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@timpjohansson Your second picture is a result of the work you started putting in the days of your first picture. Compound effect. No one was less important to the process.
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2023 2026 avoiding sugar 350g sugar/day no alcohol glass of wine 3x/week ~20k steps ~7k steps gym 6x gym 3x coke zero milk, juice, water no sun sunmaxx
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When will men learn to not be surprised if they find out their wife/girlfriend is cheating? Just drop her and move on. It's not that deep. Fortunately for cheating women, that won't happen because the life-goal of most men is to find one woman to love and 'settle down' with, and they'll invest their entire being into her, making it almost impossible to detach.
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Dark Choco 🍫🍫@iam_immalove·
Sandra just Dey fall her hand Dey go. See wetin young prick Dey make her do
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YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline·
“My father was the first man to discover Banana Island and I didn’t even know” — Kiddwaya
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My Dad left Nigeria🇳🇬 in his late teens to be educated in the West🇬🇧 After completing his bachelors and Masters in the UK🇬🇧, he created multiple business in the West 🇺🇸🇬🇧and generated more wealth than he could have ever imagined. Dad brought all his talents and expertise back to Nigeria🇳🇬 with the hopes of creating a World Trade Center/African Wall Street. When I was born in Nigeria🇳🇬 I was surrounded by wealth, servants, opulence and two loving parents who despite having it all, modeled the importance hard work, never being a victim and never being satisfied with mediocrity. In 1987 the Nigerian government🇳🇬 illegally and corruptly stole all of my dad’s assets, including his man made island that’s now worth billions and was renamed to Banana Island. While fighting the Nigerian government🇳🇬 in court, he mysteriously died weeks later. We went from rich to poor over night. Mom brought my brother and me to America🇺🇸 It wasn’t easy, as we literally started from the bottom in the Bronx🙅🏾 My brother and I applied what our parents instilled in us at an early age, and despite the plethora of mistakes I made, we both became very successful. Without the opportunities America🇺🇸 has afforded my family, I’d be nothing. Yeah, America🇺🇸 isn’t perfect. We have our issues, just like every other country on the planet, but America🇺🇸 is one of the handful of places in the world where you can start with nothing, put in the work, and end up at the top. I love this country🇺🇸, and I’m not ashamed to say it. And the moment I feel otherwise, I’m gonna pack my stuff up, teach my kids a new language and seek life elsewhere. With that said, #HappyIndependenceDay 🇺🇸 #4thofjuly
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“My dad is the engineer and architect of Banana Island.” - Remi Watch the full episode on One54 Africa YouTube! And listen on iHeart or wherever you stream your podcasts!
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Aakash Gupta@aakashgupta·
Every certified personal trainer alive would look at this program and call it garbage. No progressive overload, no rest days, no pulling movements, no periodization, no protein timing. Three exercises and running. That's it. For 1,095 straight days. Tasuke got more shredded than 95% of people paying $200/month for optimized coaching. Run the bull case for modern programming. Periodized splits with progressive overload produce faster hypertrophy in controlled studies. Undulating rep schemes prevent plateaus. Pull/push balance prevents injury. Rest days allow supercompensation. The science is real and the results are measurable. A good coach will get you further in 12 weeks than Saitama's routine will in 12 weeks. No question. Sounds like a win for complexity until you realize what Tasuke actually traded it for. He traded optimization for the one variable that beats all of them: a program so simple he never had to think about whether to do it. 100 push-ups. 100 sit-ups. 100 squats. 10km. Go. The $30 billion fitness industry sells periodization, app subscriptions, macro calculators, and recovery protocols because those are renewable revenue. Adherence to three exercises for 1,095 days generates zero recurring fees. You can't monetize "just keep showing up." 328,800 total reps. 10,000 miles. Built on a routine a fictional bald superhero made up as a joke. The program was never optimal. The program was never supposed to be optimal. The program was supposed to be impossible to talk yourself out of on a Tuesday morning. And that turns out to be the only fitness variable that compounds.
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A Japanese YouTuber has gone viral after spending three years doing Saitama's infamous One Punch Man workout every single day Tasuke reportedly ran over 10,000 miles and completed 109,600 push-ups, sit-ups, and squats

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I think it's childhood nostalgia that's the issue. In many people's childhoods of same generation, Mr Biggs' meatpie was the best, and that young, impressionable mind got an indelible imprint. Now in adulthood, that imprint remains, and that meatpie is looked upon with nostalgic lenses. Kilimanjaro meatpie is just as delicious as that meatpie. And yes, I used to eat Mr Biggs' meatpie too.
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I’m convinced that the persons who used to make Mr Biggs meat pie in our childhood days all agreed to die together with the recipe.
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Can you guys honestly say you don't understand what I wrote here, especially you men? I need an honest feedback.
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@luvblessingz Trying to stop a girl child from doing what she's biologically designed to do and will eventually do, is like sweeping the ocean with a broom. The best a father can do is pray for her. Of course while under his roof, he wouldn't let her. But when she leaves...

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@Kasieobi_1 All the fatty, saggy skin tightly held together by her underwear and outer clothes, collapses immediately they're taken off.
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