MARV.

If you can leave your house to go run 10km in tigoni, you might as well get laid for it

A friend who beat an alcohol addiction told me that the hardest thing to being sober was the perpetuity of the grind. He thought that being sober would be a climax, the final defeat of a yearning. Yet all he got as a reward, for the constant maintenance, was not drinking.

That fifa corruption documentary gonna hit like crack when everything’s all set and done

Thank you for everything. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐💔

If that was the last time we see Cristiano Ronaldo at the World Cup, then thanks for the memories 🫡

You don’t watch a man dominate football for over 15 years then use his final years to define his legacy. That’s not how greatness works. Mock a 40year old Ronaldo all you want but you will never rewrite what prime Ronaldo did to football. History is permanent 🐐

niggas black as shit representing Belgium like King Leopold wasn’t slicing niggas hands off

Before I die, I’m going back to Kampala. Smh that night life. The beer is cheap, bums are big and bars don’t close. Canaan is in East Africa

Americans finding out you can’t use fighter jets to win a football match.

the absence of war in your life breeds depression and anxiety. Life is war. Deny it, and you will grow sad and miserable, that is against your nature. Fight for all you desire. Fight without mercy. Fight as hard as u can.

a niggas biggest asset is self belief, that's where every win starts.

Trump reacts to the USA’s loss to Belgium

"Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe." -- Galileo Galilei (1564 - 1642)

It’s today 🇪🇸

🇵🇹 Portugal 2-1 Spain 🇪🇸 🇦🇷 Argentina 0-1 Egypt 🇪🇬

Man, ama mimi ndio fala? They created a national infrastructure fund that draws its money from our taxes, has private bank accounts, managed by presidential appointees, has no oversight body, and can borrow in our name. Aje? Someone explain to me like Karen Nyamu please

banger

I think silence is the highest form of intimacy. Perhaps, the truest marker of compatibility among lovers. While attraction seeks frenzy, forever is a question of stillness: Can we sit still together? Can you be bored with me? How badly do you need to distract yourself from you?