madison

drake: “passionate from miles away, passive with the things u say” me:

Legend @BarstoolZaga

Dallas, TX Winter Storm 2021

Me in 15 years sitting in the back of my sons US History class making sure they telling them kids the truth.

How it started How it’s going

there’s no way

only real horror fans know

Megan Thee Stallion is literally a college student on a mission to save the planet while promoting girl power and yall mad bout her lyrics when it’s 20 yo rappers with 8 kids and STDs that rap about eating cereal bowls of percs, but of course the black woman is the bad example..

toph blind jokes for two minutes straight

i was today years old when i found out “thou shall not use the lord’s name in vain” is meant for people who use religion to justify malicious deeds and not just swearing “oh my god” like I learned when I was a kid

they didn’t arrest him because they saw the video, they arrested him because we saw the video.

sandra oh my god

RIP Bill Withers. A soulful gift. Our sunshine.

Me getting food every 5 secs cuz I’m bored

Our 5 year old seems to have deemed himself the local virus warden. Over the fence to our neighbour: ‘JEAN YOU NEED TO GO INSIDE’ ‘Okay I will in a minute’ ‘YOU’RE OLD AND THERE’S A VIRUS’ ‘I’m not that old thank you’ ‘HOW OLD ARE YOU JEAN?’ ‘I’m 68.’ ‘THAT IS NEARLY 70 JEAN.’

and that's on PERIOD lmao