Matt Eaves

@Matt_Pinner Go back to bed!!

What would you do if this man was outside your door at 3AM?

@DFSCare called, 03339999777, told the delay in delivery is a ‘supplier’ issue and there is nothing that can be done!!! Good job I didn’t want my sofa for Christmas 2025!!! Although at this rate it may be delivered by Christmas 2026!!

@DFSCare @DFS Unable to DM you as says I’m not verified!!

@maffeaves @DFS Hello Matt, I am really sorry to hear there has been a delay in receiving your furniture. Can you please DM your details, we will do our best to assist you 🙂 Thanks DFSCare

@DFSCare @DFS what is happening with my delivery?! Yet more delays, with little to no communication or response! You have my money, yet fail to update or deliver!! Extremely frustrating and poor, poor service!!

@DFS absolutely shockingly bad customer service. Sofa ordered November 2025 for Delivery February 2026! Now got to wait another month for delivery!! No updates on delays. Just ‘shut up and go away’ from your service centre!! Very frustrating, disappointing, and inconsistent!!

@TheLeedsPress 2-2!

Prediction time! #lufc

@TheLeedsPress Nope, he’s had his day! Not for Leeds.

What do you think? #lufc

@OasisMania Columbia!

What Oasis song do you have on repeat? #oasislive25

@EPLBible Absolutely not!! He’s got championship management qualities!! They’ll need him!!

Should Man United sack Ruben Amorim? 🤔

@TheLeedsPress Bruce Grobbelaar?!!

Fill in the gap #LUFC

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@SportsDirectUK @evrisupportline another day of no response and another day without the receipt of my parcel! Supposed to be delivered on 09/12/24! Be lucky to get it by 09/12/25!! Ho Ho Ho!!!

@SportsDirectUK @evrisupportline day 11 without delivery of my parcel! No response, no customer service!! Shocking!! Merry Christmas!!

@evrisupportline @SportsDirectUK where is my parcel!! Really frustrating, said it’d be delivered on 09/12/24! Still no delivery 10 days later!! Please resolve my issue!!

Hen’s teeth!! Cmon you know!!!

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Very nice to see this doing the rounds again. When I was a little kid I used to go to Manchester and come back with the accent. Harry and Paul thought this was very funny so wrote the sketch. The timing was perfect. 😎