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@inecnigeria All these officers submitted doctored results willingly should be prosecuted. They should be tried, convicted and fined the maximum allowed by law so that they will learn lessons going forward.

Collation Officers from Jigawa, Adamawa, Katsina and Nasarawa States last night submitted their respective Presidential Election results to the INEC Chairman, Prof. Mahmood Yakubu at the National Collation Centre, Abuja. #NigeriaDecides2023

@fkeyamo Baba wey no well wan handle country wey no well. Festus the country is sick? Under which party?

We won’t hand over ‘sick’ country to ‘quack doctor’ — Tinubu Campaign hits back Peter Obi vanguardngr.com/2023/01/we-won…

@Omojuwa And you will count yourself among the intelligent people?

If you are ever running for office, always choose 12 intelligent people as supporters over 12,000 idiots. Those 12 intelligent people can raise you an army of 120k voters, whilst the 12,000-idiots strong headless mob will turn potential voters against you. General advice.

@inecnigeria I knew something was wrong in Bayelsa. Either their population was grossly under reported or there was some magic happening.

#CVR: Analysis of Registered Voters from 28th June 2021 to 31st July 2022 ✓ Completed = 12,298,944 ✓ Valid = 9,518,188 ✓ Invalid Registration = 2,780,756 #NigeriaDecides2023

@KingAkinlonu @LeadershipNGA Convert both amounts to naira at the exchange rate on said dates and you will see how foolish your anology is.

@LeadershipNGA People saying obi are forgetting his $10m investment is now $5m 😭😭 Atiku sold companies worst billions for millions 😭😭 Tinubu took Lagos from 600m to 8b From 18th largest economy in Africa to 5th largest We have an obvious winner but follow follow is blinding una 😂😂

Where are all my investors at and all the financial experts at. Today we have a challenge for you If you had a company worth 500 billion naira, which of these Presidential candidates do you think is fit to run the company. Let us know who and why #SpeakYourMind

@MobilePunch Nobody was speaking for the police during #EndSARS. This is revisionism. ENDSARS was the youth telling the police to stop killing and extorting them. Actions still going on till date. The ailing government reacted to this request by the young ones by more killings.

Do You Agree?

@MobilePunch It seems it is the playbook they used when Buhari was attacked prior to 2015. They probably think every one is like them.

Obi: Tweeps knock Keyamo over fake assassination claim #Echobox=1663019600-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">punchng.com/obi-tweeps-kno…

@TobbyThankgod @MobilePunch You people cannot arrange and deal with the miscreants?

@MobilePunch Presently, a door-to-door campaign is being conducted in Ika Local Government area of Akwaibom state and they aimed at collecting people's PVC. A brother refused them but I am sure others fell for it. PDP and APC is out for rigging!

Tinubu supporters begin door-to-door campaign, appoint state reps #Echobox=1662867619" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">punchng.com/tinubu-support…

@MobilePunch Silent on those awarded oil blocks. Silent on 5G license and the pedigree at those that won it. I government set out to enthrone tribal oligarchs at the detriment of the collective.

FG silent on identities of Nigeria Air investors #Echobox=1660268495" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">punchng.com/fg-silent-on-i…

@JamiluSufi @NgLabour Posterity will be kind to you.

This is Sokoto, we didn't publicise that we have 5 outstanding billboard of #Obidatti2023 until the National Secretary come and see this with his own eyes, my residential state. We are going to deliver the entire North. @NgLabour

@officialEFCC There's a billion van petition gathering dust for one BAT, how far?

WANTED BY THE EFCC: ISMAILA MUSTAPHA Anyone with useful information as to his whereabout should contact the EFCC or the nearest police station. #SayNoToCorruption #TowardsABetterNigeria

@thee_ovie @Morris_Monye Lots of memes in one clip 😂

@Morris_Monye The subtitle version is killing me 😂😂😂

My guy!

Get 12 million votes and win the 2023 elections.

You open up an opportunity for criminal arbitrage with multiple exchange rates. You then make the lowest rates available for politicians and cronies. You spend forex in sponsoring pilgrims to Mecca and Jerusalem. A country killing itself.

How PDP went down the pecking order with their primaries by selecting a northern candidate and then APC went further down to replace them again with Muslim-Muslim ticket is worth studying in political sciences classes.

@SERAPNigeria you need to get an injuction to prevent @inecnigeria from holding elections if any group is disenfranchised. It seems they or thier agents are in bed with rogue politicians to prevent a certain section from carrying out their constitutional mandate.

@adeyanjudeji Deji....REST.

If you insult me because of a politician and I feel like responding; I won’t insult you back but the politician that is making you act crazy.

@MobilePunch Be rest assured this will be done before elections

Why we can’t release Dariye, Nyame, others despite pardon –Nigerian Correctional Service #Echobox=1656213719" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">punchng.com/why-we-cant-re…

@AliBootu @TanatswaHokonya Oh Shut up

@TanatswaHokonya That's why ambitious clubs should abstain from signing African players no matter how good they are. Say the wrong thing, they might take it as a diss, and then comes the #juju

@MobilePunch Una for paint the whole Nigeria as Northern Nigeria

Northern farmers lament terrorist attacks, fear food shortage #Echobox=1646497951" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">punchng.com/northern-farme…