Malark 🍉

the prisoner is always saying some bullshit like “let me out 😢😢😢” ummmm NO!!!!! lol

(Suicidal financial trader) I have the option to short my future

i begin all my résumés with ‘by the time you read this i’ll be dead.’

Shouldve hooped

Don’t ever send me a code to my email

carving the cool S symbol into my vape with my car key

I just killed myself by jumping really high in the air.

standing in line at chipotle and this dude in front of me says "hi can i have a burrito please" lmfao ☠️☠️☠️☠️

my name is poop just kidding

gun to your head name a canadian

The Greatest Ping Pong Player in the Universe

where does the most famous living horse rank against famous humans. probably in the low three millions. but then again fame isn't everything

17776 will become real in a week...

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

Every two sentences of this is a golden era Dril tweet