Slick Like Rick

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Slick Like Rick

@mampoi_

Khosatsana ea koeneng . Just a public diary. | IG @ mampoi__

The L Katılım Nisan 2019

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Mads@MadsPosting·1d

Just burnt my tongue drinking coffee. Alcohol would never have done that to me.

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☔@Whotfismick·2d

Me tomorrow at work when they ask me to work:

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‏ً@omgsidewalks·2d

One of my favorite things about traveling is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

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PeePee🎀@peegzy1·17h

and for the lady, perhaps a remote job that pays in dollars, pounds or euros.

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•@yducknow·1d

“I want a gf”, mfs when they see an incoming facetime for the fifth time today

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𝐆𝐢𝐠𝐢@LitSego·1d

I’m just way too lazy and selfish to be somebody’s mother/wife.

KhuthiiM@khuthiim

Bafazi? Why are you so against having kids nowadays?

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spam@entryno17·1d

Once you start using random hashtags in sentences you #cantstop

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Lá Namhlä✋🏽@Nampree·1d

So my husband must do my laundry even though we have hired help?

🇿🇦Zwidenya@zwidenyapT

A maid must never under no circumstance clean your bedroom, in fact it is a no go area. She doesn't do your Spouse's laundry.

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Zion@zionszzn·1d

I’m working on myself. I should be emotionally available by 2028 I can feel it

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Trev@Tokyo_Trev·15h

4 days work weeks need to be implemented by law

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Hinokami Kagura@Khuze_Elikhulu·1d

Every time we have a long weekend like this one, at it's end I find myself wondering why exactly we cant live like this permanently

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Duchess of Mantšonyane@DuchessOfMantso·2d

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Duchess of Mantšonyane@DuchessOfMantso

really impressed by the state of my titties last night.

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𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩@ellespiracy·2d

This is how we're supposed to rest btw 4 days of rest and 3 days of work

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𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤@simplytee23·3d

First in my bloodline to be this lazy

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Khau@khau_mabusa·5d

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femiiiiii.@femiiiszn·30 Mar

marrying someone very funny is on my list. i have to laugh, we have to laugh.

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Percy P@_infinite_nails·30 Mar

Call/WhatsApp 57108132 for Appointments Magnet Magnet complex room 10

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𐚁@Kaylavosss·30 Mar

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Champ✨@Ib_ra_himm·29 Mar

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

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♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘@fw_naetoblaq·27 Mar

Calling a man's phone

Big_AJ@Big_AJ7

What feels close to begging but isn't?

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