Mariel Demler

Maybe someday we'll reach the point where a white guy with ten guns is scarier than a black person with none.

.@StefPassantino WH employee @kellyannepolls clearly violated the law by promoting Ivanka Trump products on live TV. What is your response?

.@OfficeGovEthics please advise on how to investigate @kellyannepolls for her promotion of Ivanka Trump products, a clear violation of law

Tonight I really needed a beer. Tonight I went for a run instead. #progress

"Maybe next time we have a week, they can try not to pack it to the fucking brim with explosions, death, manhunts..." onion.com/15j69LW

Oh hai.