Martin O'Dea

@slovak_football Paul Stewart also played in Newcastle v Sunderland

Went to a quiz yesterday and this great question was the last one. Which player has played in all 4 of these derbies?

@premierinn absolute shocker at Stanborough Welywn Garden City - I have been staying here for 25 years and made the mistake of eating in the resaurant. No staff so one server working bar and tables. Not acceptable at the rates you now charge Waited an hour for starter and had to

Beautiful 🙌🏻

@BBCSport Its quality not quantity! Unlike BBC coverage #ucl

Harry Kane has had the fewest touches of any starter in this match (excluding Serge Gnabry who went off in the 27th minute). He has only completed one pass so far. #BBCFootball #RMABAY

@BillBeaumont Many congratulations , how about standing as our MP?? I'd vote for you!

A wonderful day. An absolute honour to be awarded the Freedom of the borough of Fylde by Council leader Karen Buckley today.

@Michele_L_Perry och aye!

Any guesses where I am today? #LongDrives

@itvfootball its tangerine not orange - please tell commentator Ta

@GrahamButterw12 @unitedutilities shocking and something our local MP voted to allow carvemag.com/2023/01/every-…

@NoContextBrits This sausage aint big enough for the both of us

Replace a word in a song title with sausage.

Come on @bt_uk this is not inline with inflation!!! @ofcom

@ManMadeMoon @BBCNews a fish rots from the head!

@bushontheradio My car wasnt even parked here!

Please reply to this tweet with a boring photo you've sent someone to clarify something. Here's me checking if this ham is ok.

@thejoesumner My Big Fat Geek Wedding

Ruin a movie by removing one letter. Alright I’ll go again. A Clockwork Range.

@shaunwkeaveny does @GaryLineker know he's been replaced?

@jimmyfallon Life of Brian Cranston #AddAWordFixAMovie

It's Hashtags time! In honor of the Academy Award nominations coming out on Tuesday, tweet out a funny word addition to improve a movie title. Could be on the show! #AddAWordFixAMovie

@GaryLineker @England Stop ITV showing England games!!

Heartbreaking once again, but no shame in losing to an excellent French team and congratulations to them. There was so little to choose between the two sides. This fine young @England team gave their all and will only get better. Their time will come.

@montypython Ftang Ftang

Describe a #FlyingCircus episode in two words and let the guessing game begin in the comments below! #MontyPython

@KateRobbins Faux-asis

I’ve a long train journey ahead, forgotten to bring my book to read so I’m making up ‘tribute acts’ names. I’ll start with Nott The Hoople Your turn….

@NoContextBrits My Big Fat Greek 🛎🐔D

Ruin a film by replacing a word in the title with ‘bellend’.

@GolfMonthly @stannesgreens #familytime

What's the best golf photo you've taken this year on your phone? 📷⛳