Matt Suttner 🦌

@rrza Stick it with your stick man?

Makin a sex game. The objective of the game is sex

Hi. Show me your 🐱 quick pls.

@Filmora_Editor You guys should fire whoever told you to use the words ‘legal action’ in this tweet. In fact, fire your whole PR team.

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@cathjenkin @justbreatheOK 😂😂😂😂😂

@justbreatheOK @MattSuttner He conned me into it so well that I didn’t even realise it was happening 😂

I can’t read this without thinking about the time @MattSuttner got me to say ligma balls in a meeting 😂

@dkpeall @TAKEALOT Totally, can you imagine Amazon telling you to request an invoice for each item? Lol. Don’t care who the seller is that’s literally their problem.

@MattSuttner @TAKEALOT Right!? It should just be there

@LadyGabadia @bunkies21 @Lajistarr The vaccine causes less severe disease with fewer symptoms which means you are less likely to spread it.

@bunkies21 @Lajistarr So how will it lower transmission? Why are there mandates forcing people to jab since it doesn't stop transmissions? The benefits of it reducing severity and death are individual based, so why are people being forced?

@Lukewearechange By that I mean the tweet itself

@Lukewearechange This is so fucking stupid

Your New Normal or New World Order

I think we need to retire the term “Dezemba” guys, specifically for brands.

@theJessness Could we combine 2 artists and make it Marilyn Hanson?

@jadenetager Oh no ways. Are their South African bars? 🙃

@MattSuttner No 🤣 Budapest where I live now 😉

I helped a 19 year old from Cape Town get a job at my favourite Aussie bar here. She is loving it and tonight she told me I have a good heart. Little things 🥺❤️

This might be hard news for some people

@theJessness You had her at WASP

@HellaTamaryn Spot on. Also “if only everyone was less kak”

“Disappointed but not surprised.” Four words that summarise the whole mood for 2021.

@Gabriel_Pogrund #breaking it’s ridiculous that anyone gives a shit about any of this

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The lady at the shop just asked me if I want to tap or insert… I thought that was a bit forward.

@Zepoo_ Like, you were on Facebook but you found out about the party on a flyer, ie piece of paper.

You’re right sir

@Zepoo_ I might have confused myself, is that 115 Anderson

Huh?