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Matty Chymbor

@MattyChymbor

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Şubat 2011
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Matty Chymbor@MattyChymbor·
It’s hard to hate Happy Gilmore 2 for the simple fact that at no point did I have a clue as to what the fuck was going on.
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Matty Chymbor@MattyChymbor·
American Airlines can suck my fucking dick
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Mandy Martino@MandyMartino·
@MattyChymbor is miserable about the unsettling verbiage around moles, unexpected diarrhea disasters, and the ongoing confusion about what counts as a mammal. 🚢 #comedypodcast
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Matty Chymbor@MattyChymbor·
People in their 30s prepping for tomorrows hangover
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Matty Chymbor@MattyChymbor·
How it feels living with a woman 😰
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Matty Chymbor@MattyChymbor·
My boss: why are you late?! Me: my penis is small
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Rich O'Toole
Rich O'Toole@RichOToole·
Well… I’m officially a resident of Fredericksburg,TX. It was a hard decision leaving Houston but the Hill Country has my heart and soul. Hopefully this house will stir up some new songwriting ideas. 🙏🏽🏡
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Mandy Martino@MandyMartino·
@MattyChymbor is miserable about his dad faking cancer, his therapist falling asleep on him, and getting stuck on the wrong side of the table. ✨
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Matty Chymbor@MattyChymbor·
@MayorOfLA so when are you going to do anything about the drug addicts that are literally everywhere in this city? Los Angeles is a piece of shit and you don’t do anything about it.
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Jeff Dye@JeffDye·
The fact that Trevor Bauer isn’t on an MLB team is the most ridiculous thing in the world to me. He was accused of things he DIDN’T DO! It’s been proven he didn’t and yet he still is ignored and shadow banned from MLB. WHY??!??? @BauerOutage @mlb
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Aaron Mliner@aaronmliner·
10,000 pushups since Jan 1
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Aaron Mliner@aaronmliner·
If it’s for you, you cannot mess it up
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Matty Chymbor@MattyChymbor·
Been on Twitter for 3 minutes and saw 4 videos of people fighting and/or getting shot. Seems healthy
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Matty Chymbor@MattyChymbor·
*weed also applies
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