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@JMR10891 Learn some culture my friend, @slammcdonald lmk if you want code!

@JMR10891 This bed arrived 12 hours before this photo was taken

@maxPAINmma @norcalfightmma @YouTube I had a great time being on your podcast!

iPhone so much more symmetrical now that they ditched that useless jack

September 7 at 10 a.m. PT Watch the event on apple.co/live. RT for a reminder on event day. #AppleEvent

@maxp____ no chance

The Eagles defensive strategy of “have the runner run into me and hope that that’s enough to stop their momentum” sucks

Philly sports teams are undefeated in the month of December.

@jroach88 @deckman559 that’s one clean pumpkin :)

@deckman559 Penn state looked like Mr. Clean against them as well just last week #ScrubScrub

Great thing about that half?... IT'S OVER!!

We waited 5 years for that... #underwhelmed #MayPac

I feel a camaraderie with people named Max. Three letter names, middle a vowel, first letter nearly halfway through the alphabet, final x.

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Nipple squirrel ham

Dre is wearing an Edition Watch right? He must be.

.@demarcomurray and @Eagles so great together, way to go coach Kelly!!

Got some extra rest for today's event. Slept in 'til 4:30.

Note to self: Do not declare random technologies "humanity's biggest mistake" as a joke. People will be very unhappy with you.