𝄞 maya

saying "I'm a growing boy" whenever someone questions me eating an insane amount of food

The thing about europe is that you get to live like this for 4 months and the rest is just full on depression and amnesia

My friend: my dog died today..😭😢 *thinking* how can I make this about #burger..🤔🤔🍔🍔

We already had the famine babe we like eating now

Being in a place where birds are always singing is an underrated blessing

thank god i’m not a guy cuz id be ur homeboy who’s voice gets deeper when a girl joins vc idgaf

Most random thing that annoys only me is when people post a bird as proof that spring is back with some gay caption and its a non migratory bird thats been with them all winter long but they didnt notice of course they didnt notice

how lucky am i to have met you in this big world

From my elderly French Grandmother

12 Best Black Mold Memes That Will Have You Coughing And Forgetting Things 🔥

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard & a German are sitting in a room when a man enters & asks, "Can you see me?" They respond; "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja."

what a blessing it is to see colour

Put that titty in his mouth so he could taste a #GoatsMilk

Being Ugly as A Girl deadass Ruins ur life lol