Maisie Clements

They say one person’s trash is another persons’s treasure

can anyone remember when you could pick somthing up off the floor without doing an old lady groan? Mine is usually something like "eeeyaap-ugggh".

HRH was not good at intel gathering

@JackRhysider Love your podcasts Jack and David is exelent

I had a fun time with David. Will have to do this again sometime.

An ACTUAL ALIVE badger! actually alive!! Walking home after some standard Jubilee celebrations in Birmingham, and a badger runs across the road, across our path not 10m away from us. Clippety clopping with claws on tarmac like a dog running over a hardwood floor. Had to share

Are stinging nettles getting stingier? I got stung by them fairly regularly as a kid. Fell in them more than once but I don't remember them being as stingy as the bastard that got me in the garden this morning. Have they been slowly upping their game the Fuckers

Today I realised… That in my first job in Greggs (nearly 20 years ago!) the reason my manager only let us accept £50 notes from her husband was because they were laundering money… I didn’t even twig when she told me the test pen doesn’t work on £50 notes…. I was quite naive….

18 little babies executed in school. 18 precious, innocent souls slaughtered in school. 18 impressionable kiddos murdered in school. My heart bleeds for all these families.💔 I can't do thoughts & prayers anymore because they don't F***ing work! #MassShooting #Uvalde #18Children

@BBCBreaking What a sad world we live in

14-year-old boy found guilty of murdering Ava White, 12, who was stabbed to death while out with friends in Liverpool last November bbc.in/3lC1oJl bbc.in/3lC1oJl