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Casey Rocket

@MCdooglebear

If the moon had nipples would we milk it? 😏🎺 Boise-based comic and fuckin honky tonk noise polluter

Statesboro Katılım Nisan 2014
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“Song from Prestige Drama about Assisted Suicide”
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“Untitled Martin Scorsese Crime Drama Theme”
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Last Grimby update before my Twitter hiatus begins again This week we have one of my favorite comics on. The Holeman himself. The king of the macabre. The human centipede. The loose callus. The knuckle duster nut buster. The prodigal son. Matt Amos. soundcloud.com/grimacehalfhou…
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@janerichsen Someday I will be on death’s door and I will look back and think about how I watched this video instead of telling my family that I loved them for two more minutes
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Most people: I guess balloons are ok Me:
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*me returning home to the boys after leaving the bar with a particularly hot piece of work* Jon (my best friend): Well.. tell us everything.. Me (wearing my entire clothes inside out): Well.. one scat thing led to another..😏 Jon: Holy shit.. you bagged Scatman? Me: 🚬😏
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Had a guy do a 9 minute set before my spot at the open mic about how he lost his leg in an accident and it’s been really hard on his family. Before tonight, I never knew that’s what I wanted before every single one of my sets. The beeps were a godsent release
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One time I was tripping face on mushrooms in Manny’s bathroom and I peed all over the floor on accident cuz I didn’t know how dicks worked and someone saw it and started yelling at this kid accusing him and the noise was so loud and scary it made me yell and blame the kid too
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When the robotussin kicks in and the store manager asks if you’re finding everything okay
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Rap game Reggie Ledoux
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I just realized that I literally pay $15 a month for HBO on the off chance that I rewatch True Detective season one again It’s basically just me subscribing to the religion of Rust Cohle’s ramblings for $180 a year
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Casey Rocket@MCdooglebear·
The US military sent 354,000 mentally unfit troops into Vietnam that had previously been rejected for service & you expect me to not use my credit card when I buy groceries because I feel like it’s “free groceries”? I’m sorry hoss I don’t see the connection either but ur canceled
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I just saw the new Tarantino movie and I hate to spoil anything but John Travolta plays Squeaky Fromme I just reactivated my Twitter to make this tweet
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Ya’ll ever fuck around and ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex
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@patriciarohlen Grandma why do you have that video loaded up at the drop of a hat
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Goddammit someone stole my Kickstarter idea
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