mel

imagine dropping this at 21.

this is how men watch your tv show after saying “i don’t know why you watch this garbage” x.com/johnnycashbrav…

me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch

“are you available to jump on a quick call?”

tbh Lochlan almost deserved to die for not cleaning out this day-old dirty blender before using it! men!!! #WhiteLotus

“wyd after work?” me already in bed:

accidentally became important at work

My age is news to me every single time I remember

The older I get….the less I want anything on my countertops.

Can they both win? 😬🇺🇸 #USOpen

“You coming out with us?” Me: i’ll let y’all k(NO)w

send me a song.

“What really bumbo’s my claat” has been officially added to my vocabulary.

Wimbledon promo in London using CGI - pretty cool 🎥 why.cgi/IG

You guys teased that lady about her name and now look, cat 4

when someone asks “what do you think?” in the meeting but you were online shopping

people are constantly tell me i “walk sooo fast” is it illegal to be a girl with powerful legs and a sense of urgency in this life

Customary video after an earthquake