mia kavanagh

9 times out of 10 i'm at the crib just like this:

Lately, I've noticed everybody looks OK until you eventually have a deep conversation with them. And then, you'll realize that, this is a sad generation of people struggling to survive through smiling faces and pretty pictures.

I just remembered the time I went on a first date to London Zoo and at the gate he asked if I would mind paying for my own ticket, which I said I would, at which point he pulled out a 2-for-1 voucher, so I paid for my ticket and he went in for free.

i leave my house with nothing but apple pay and vibes

me in the smoking area after 2 drinks and convincing everyone that i quit vaping

love to remember an instance where i was a little weird to someone five years ago then immediately begin questioning if i even deserve to be alive

washing ur face and water going down ur elbow is so sickening

men used to write love letters now they like your instagram story

I don’t understand how anyone could dislike Meghan Markle

i’m surprised PLT haven’t announced a RESTINPEACE20 discount code yet

a six foot box a foot for every county

If you don't notice that different water brands taste different ... You don't drink enough water

it’s always “how was work” but never “quit and i’ll take care of you”

Aperol spritz is not nice. You guys should tell the truth