Michael 🇺🇲MAGA🇺🇲

💸 “Some people chase money… others build a future that makes money chase them.” If Elon Musk handed you $1 million right now… what would be your first move? 👀👇 A. Invest it 📈 B. Buy my dream life 🏎️ C. Help family ❤️ D. Save it safely 💰

@yeskiri “Japanese fashion critics working overtime while she’s just buying groceries 😭”

深田恭子の私服ちょっとダサいけどなんかイイ

@DeddyPRAYI19643 that's right

@Michaeel87 So, we have the opportunity to choose between illusion and reality, especially the true and honest reality.

💸 “Some people chase money… others build a future that makes money chase them.” If Elon Musk handed you $1 million right now… what would be your first move? 👀👇 A. Invest it 📈 B. Buy my dream life 🏎️ C. Help family ❤️ D. Save it safely 💰

@Kenken37i7 “Something serious must’ve happened if Ginza is filled with emergency vehicles like that… hope everyone stays safe.”

銀座やばい💦ヘリは飛んでるし 中央通りがパトカー、消防車、救急車で埋めつくされてる💦 大事件や💦

@epichan77 “Those jeans are fighting for their life and still refusing to give up.” 😭👖

服伸びるから普通にやめてくれ

@D2yGjTVYxm77274 “Bro thinks he’s the main character until the whole neighborhood gets tired of the noise.” 🏍️💀

やまかい系バイカス、空ぶかしでイキるもハンマー系おじに捕まる こんなガキがイキって騒音立ててたらそりゃ絡まれるわ🫩

@TrumpsLostBalls “Internet captions be more disrespectful than the actual video sometimes 💀”

Woman in India holding a giant cow turd like a messiah was born.

@luna4mars286 “Future? In this economy? 😭”

@Michaeel87 先聊下未来吧

@Neo_Marshall “Bro’s forehead had an entire coal mine hidden inside it.” 💀

This is the most soothing blackhead removal from the forehead I have ever seen

@elzorrotacneno “People on the internet will believe a 15-second video and ignore decades of medical research… that’s the scary part.” 😶

Gracias a Dios, primero. Luego gracias a Elon Musk que permite esta libertad de expresión. Los Tumores son bolsas que encapsulan parásitos.

@drabdulhameed07 “Imagine ignoring your dental health for so long that doctors start pulling out rocks instead of teeth…” 😳🦷

Massive massive 🪨🤯🪨🪨 Doctors removed THIS from inside a mouth 😳🦷

@i1lIX4 “Humanity really reached a point where people are turning hair removal into a medieval torture experiment… and somehow calling it beauty.” 💀

امرأة توضح للناس كيف يبدو إزالة الشعر بالإبرة عن قرب… والطريقة صدمت كثير ناس.

@SrDiegoLima “Getting upset over having a daughter says more about the father than the child.” 🕊️

a reação dele quando viu que era menina, para mim, seria motivo de divórcio 🕊️

@tanatana5252 “Those kids look like they walked straight out of a royal fantasy movie. Unreal genetics ✨”

モナコ王室の少年たちの美しさエグい…お母様も美しいことで…眩しすぎる…。

@Rainmaker1973 “This thing catches the fumes before they even spread. Pretty efficient setup 🔥”

The efficiency of a mobile industrial fume extractor

@downbadcomment “Sometimes attraction disappears the moment you meet in person. Harsh delivery, but at least he was honest instead of wasting her time.”

@tl_h35 “Bro got confused so hard he had to recalculate reality 😭”

7千円ちょっとの買い物に 小銭が無くて1万3千円出したら 店員さん「あ…7千円なので……」 って3千円返してきた。 びっくりして私が間違ってるのか？？って 1万円で会計しちゃったけど いや、合ってるから!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@tanatana5252 “As kids we really thought the milk was disappearing into another dimension 😭”

子供の頃はこの液体がどこに消えてるのか知らなかった

@tanatana5252 “That’s either completely harmless… or the beginning of a very long conversation 😭”

洗濯をしているときに夫のポケットからこれが出てきた...これって浮気しているサイン？それとも私の考えすぎ？ そもそもこれ何かわかる人いますか？😭

@maha13061 Give me 1 million and we'll talk.

@Michaeel87 أنا احبك انت وليس مالك